Mariela Vargas Irwin
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Those files are so heavily redacted they won’t tell us anything we don’t know already- Except perhaps Epstein’s bank accounts that may show Trump paying him for his “services.”
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This is very much what Chávez did in Venezuela (disassemble the government). Difference is Chávez had control over the military.
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7. The Angel Falls
6. Arepas and Tequeños
5. Rainforest: The fourth largest in the world
4. Low rates of obesity (with Maduro being the notable exception)!
3. Coffee is better than Starbucks and cheaper
2. Precious metals gallore and natural gas
1. Did I mention the oil?
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Top Ten reasons to invade Venezuela:
10. The oil: The largest per capita oil reserves in the world
9. Caribbean beaches
8. Bikinis instead of burkas
7. The Angel Falls
6. Arepas and Tequeños
5. Rainforest: The fourth largest in the world
4. Low rates of obesity
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Sadly, they have been itching to humiliate and rape brown people and now they get to do it “legally.”
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Without pay like traffic controllers?
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Isn’t ICE affected by the government shut down?
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The fat from the fries went right to his vein
And then traveled quickly to his aging brain
Through media insults he hurls:
“People! Forget the little girls!”
Yet everyone knows he did nasty things with Epstein.
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Ode to President Plump

There was once was man from New York
Who ate fries until he was fat as a pork.
He writes in all caps
In his child’s dress his fingers he wraps
Raping little girls; paying them to avoid court.
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The fat from the fries went right to his vein
And then traveled quickly to his aging brain
Through media insults he hurls:
“People! Forget the little girls!”
Yet everyone knows he did nasty things with Epstein.
behaviormama.bsky.social
Ode to President Plump
There was once was man from New York
Who ate fries until he was fat as a pork.
He writes in all caps
In his child’s dress his fingers he wraps
Raping little girls; paying them to avoid court.
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May I ask, have you ever been to Venezuela?
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Petro is very unpopular in Colombia due to his background as a “guerillero” and his coziness with Maduro, the Venezuelan dictator.