Petra, known digby enjoyer
@behold.bsky.social
Hi my name is Petra and I am a homosexual alcoholic.
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Under a Regime of Wise Principles, there will be no more - There will be greater preponderance of less.
October 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Under a Regime of Wise Principles, there will be no more - There will be greater preponderance of less.
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two’s company, but three’s allowed
December 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
two’s company, but three’s allowed
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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throbbing and heaving just below the surface of the sea
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
throbbing and heaving just below the surface of the sea
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H971.2
Task performed
with help
of little old men.
Task performed
with help
of little old men.
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
H971.2
Task performed
with help
of little old men.
Task performed
with help
of little old men.
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—I come to report a fair wind to him. But how fair? Fair for death and doom
December 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
—I come to report a fair wind to him. But how fair? Fair for death and doom
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Drinking white wine and saying shit like "we must rejoin the European union"
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Drinking white wine and saying shit like "we must rejoin the European union"
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Serenely checking my emails with benevolent intent
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Serenely checking my emails with benevolent intent
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I have decided to suspend all global trade. Thank you for your understanding.
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I have decided to suspend all global trade. Thank you for your understanding.
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Some say I have used my position as the editor of the community newsletter to produce "rambling diatribes" and "disturbing manifestos".
This is proof that your neighbours and friends are not engaging with the newsletter in good faith, and are not to be trusted.
This is proof that your neighbours and friends are not engaging with the newsletter in good faith, and are not to be trusted.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Some say I have used my position as the editor of the community newsletter to produce "rambling diatribes" and "disturbing manifestos".
This is proof that your neighbours and friends are not engaging with the newsletter in good faith, and are not to be trusted.
This is proof that your neighbours and friends are not engaging with the newsletter in good faith, and are not to be trusted.
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My hand towards heaven - I vow to all assembled : There is a general movement tending towards complete realisation of The Unified International Theory of Wise Principles in our lifetime
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My hand towards heaven - I vow to all assembled : There is a general movement tending towards complete realisation of The Unified International Theory of Wise Principles in our lifetime
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It's time for a career change - You are being sent to a recently founded agricultural settlement on the frontier
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It's time for a career change - You are being sent to a recently founded agricultural settlement on the frontier
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Just chilling in the frontier agricultural settlement tbh
Does anyone else worry about the noises at nighttime and the feeling that something is lurking just beyond the treeline
Does anyone else worry about the noises at nighttime and the feeling that something is lurking just beyond the treeline
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Just chilling in the frontier agricultural settlement tbh
Does anyone else worry about the noises at nighttime and the feeling that something is lurking just beyond the treeline
Does anyone else worry about the noises at nighttime and the feeling that something is lurking just beyond the treeline
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Remember to speak normal, think normal, act normal and dress normal today when you leave the house, in case anyone notices.
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Remember to speak normal, think normal, act normal and dress normal today when you leave the house, in case anyone notices.
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I can help you integrate into the pub. I want to help you feel that you belong. Conviviality is your birthright - you belong
December 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I can help you integrate into the pub. I want to help you feel that you belong. Conviviality is your birthright - you belong
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When will Harbor Freight start carrying melee weapons?
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When will Harbor Freight start carrying melee weapons?
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change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage
March 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage
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Putting the beam on "Broad" today. It means that the effects won't be as strong, but they will affect more people.
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Putting the beam on "Broad" today. It means that the effects won't be as strong, but they will affect more people.
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A medical degree has at least one year of intensive training to prevent you from snickering about serious things like bollocks and arses.
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A medical degree has at least one year of intensive training to prevent you from snickering about serious things like bollocks and arses.
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You are all fellow practitioners, to me
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You are all fellow practitioners, to me
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Friendly Advice: if you see someone you're acquainted with while you're out and about, you could always try saying hello to them
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Friendly Advice: if you see someone you're acquainted with while you're out and about, you could always try saying hello to them
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My foemen worship Cruel Father because they have missed crucial developmental milestones
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My foemen worship Cruel Father because they have missed crucial developmental milestones
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The lads are practicing call-and-response in the manner of the "Beastie Boys" in the hopes it will win them my favour. Wrong - the only way to win my favour is to fulfil the ore quota
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The lads are practicing call-and-response in the manner of the "Beastie Boys" in the hopes it will win them my favour. Wrong - the only way to win my favour is to fulfil the ore quota
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We need a new way, we need new methods.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
We need a new way, we need new methods.
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When someone asks me to "consider the following" I close my eyes and breathe deeply, so the Sylphs of my thought can frolic freely across the Vale of Imagination...
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
When someone asks me to "consider the following" I close my eyes and breathe deeply, so the Sylphs of my thought can frolic freely across the Vale of Imagination...