NGL, I am kinda wondering what it would’ve done if we had just up and attacked it before realizing it was not a threat.

To be fair, that may come down to the jalapeños. Sometimes you eat one and it’s got a great spicy kick, and sometimes you eat one and you wonder why someone grew a bell pepper that is shaped like a jalapeño.

Hey, I know those adventurers. They’re pretty fucking cool.

Saving dozens of dollars.