Jennifer and Steven
@bejenn.bsky.social
We don't really fit into boxes well. Except when we're cats.
Groundhog Day makes you sound crazy when you explain it to your coworker from England.
January 28, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Groundhog Day makes you sound crazy when you explain it to your coworker from England.
I am only dreaming about work these days. Improbable solutions to work problems (in one, I could get people to do their timesheets if I made the right mandala with pretty colored sand that was very hard to work with)...year end is almost over.
December 25, 2023 at 2:09 PM
I am only dreaming about work these days. Improbable solutions to work problems (in one, I could get people to do their timesheets if I made the right mandala with pretty colored sand that was very hard to work with)...year end is almost over.
I am jonesing for a cat.
November 6, 2023 at 1:04 AM
I am jonesing for a cat.
Then dreamt S&I were at an old hotel and Sojie and Anita killed 5 mice between them. Sojie kept turning into Anita because even my subconscious brain could not believe that Soj moused anything.
November 4, 2023 at 12:34 PM
Then dreamt S&I were at an old hotel and Sojie and Anita killed 5 mice between them. Sojie kept turning into Anita because even my subconscious brain could not believe that Soj moused anything.
Generally when my sinuses are occluded and my sleeping brain needs to explain why I can't breathe, I dream that I'm still with my ex and therefore sobbing. Tonight, unmitigated longing ala Pet Sematary. (Because of the meme with the book cover that says 'I just fed you' that made me laugh)
November 4, 2023 at 8:42 AM
Generally when my sinuses are occluded and my sleeping brain needs to explain why I can't breathe, I dream that I'm still with my ex and therefore sobbing. Tonight, unmitigated longing ala Pet Sematary. (Because of the meme with the book cover that says 'I just fed you' that made me laugh)
Dream: was a musical about a woman who could make plants grow fast by concentrating meeting another woman with the same talent and then both realizing they are fertility goddesses. I was a cocktail waitress at the bar.
November 1, 2023 at 11:43 AM
Dream: was a musical about a woman who could make plants grow fast by concentrating meeting another woman with the same talent and then both realizing they are fertility goddesses. I was a cocktail waitress at the bar.
Dreams with the death cold have been jumbled. That British chef who yells was flabbergastedly fuming silently while S & I used his kitchen as a shortcut.
October 31, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Dreams with the death cold have been jumbled. That British chef who yells was flabbergastedly fuming silently while S & I used his kitchen as a shortcut.
FINALLY feeling better. I broke or chipped most of my nails while having this cold which is only interesting because I wasn't doing anything and they are stronger now that Biotin.
Was I using the keratin to fight the cold? I wish I could just go learn things instead of having to get money.
Was I using the keratin to fight the cold? I wish I could just go learn things instead of having to get money.
October 26, 2023 at 6:27 AM
FINALLY feeling better. I broke or chipped most of my nails while having this cold which is only interesting because I wasn't doing anything and they are stronger now that Biotin.
Was I using the keratin to fight the cold? I wish I could just go learn things instead of having to get money.
Was I using the keratin to fight the cold? I wish I could just go learn things instead of having to get money.
Dreamt: I have to bring a muslin mockup to the shop & it has 40,000 (literally) yards of purple ribbons to be sewn onto the sleeves & the points have been marked with chalk instead of pencil & they are rapidly disappearing. The ribbons make sounds like wind chimes when they brush against anything.
October 22, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Dreamt: I have to bring a muslin mockup to the shop & it has 40,000 (literally) yards of purple ribbons to be sewn onto the sleeves & the points have been marked with chalk instead of pencil & they are rapidly disappearing. The ribbons make sounds like wind chimes when they brush against anything.
You know those dreams you have where you forgot you signed up for a class and you didn't go all semester and today is the final exam?
I don't have those anymore. I dream about the costume shop. Was school really that stressful? Or was it just the highest stress I had yet experienced?
I don't have those anymore. I dream about the costume shop. Was school really that stressful? Or was it just the highest stress I had yet experienced?
October 22, 2023 at 5:18 PM
You know those dreams you have where you forgot you signed up for a class and you didn't go all semester and today is the final exam?
I don't have those anymore. I dream about the costume shop. Was school really that stressful? Or was it just the highest stress I had yet experienced?
I don't have those anymore. I dream about the costume shop. Was school really that stressful? Or was it just the highest stress I had yet experienced?
Dreamt: S&I bought wondrous enormous house. Has ski slope, Stonehenge life-size replica, but inside so no bugs. Room after enormous glorious room. I show my mother who does not get it.
October 21, 2023 at 4:43 AM
Dreamt: S&I bought wondrous enormous house. Has ski slope, Stonehenge life-size replica, but inside so no bugs. Room after enormous glorious room. I show my mother who does not get it.
Dreamt: the problem of having no play furniture in the basement is so easily solved by putting the wooden framework there, that it's crazy I didn't think of it before!
(Slight problem upon waking: do not actually have wooden framework)
(Slight problem upon waking: do not actually have wooden framework)
October 20, 2023 at 4:43 AM
Dreamt: the problem of having no play furniture in the basement is so easily solved by putting the wooden framework there, that it's crazy I didn't think of it before!
(Slight problem upon waking: do not actually have wooden framework)
(Slight problem upon waking: do not actually have wooden framework)
Dreamt: shone light up my nostrils and they were filled with polyps (woke up with sinuses totally shut. The flat pillow they gave me is probably down).
October 15, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Dreamt: shone light up my nostrils and they were filled with polyps (woke up with sinuses totally shut. The flat pillow they gave me is probably down).
Sometimes when I wake in the middle of the night, I am convinced that there is a man in a belted Macintosh with a fedora and his face in shadow standing in the street looking up at the house. The feeling is so strong that I usually check. He is never there. In the morning this seems absurd.
October 11, 2023 at 8:01 AM
Sometimes when I wake in the middle of the night, I am convinced that there is a man in a belted Macintosh with a fedora and his face in shadow standing in the street looking up at the house. The feeling is so strong that I usually check. He is never there. In the morning this seems absurd.
Dreamt:I have been hired to clean at a swap meet at which J&EK are selling CDs & books. Their tables are in a section where the ceiling is so low you must stoop or lay on your stomach to see their wares. The vampires from What We Do show up to comedic effect. Most of the cleaning is blood & dog pee.
October 11, 2023 at 7:41 AM
Dreamt:I have been hired to clean at a swap meet at which J&EK are selling CDs & books. Their tables are in a section where the ceiling is so low you must stoop or lay on your stomach to see their wares. The vampires from What We Do show up to comedic effect. Most of the cleaning is blood & dog pee.
Don't tell S: I fussed a great deal when we bought a new bed and it sits up. That's for old people. But we had the flu/COVID shots yesterday and I'm actually staying in it this morning. Largely because it lets me sit up and work on photos from Paris since I'm too tired to go outside.
October 8, 2023 at 11:34 AM
Don't tell S: I fussed a great deal when we bought a new bed and it sits up. That's for old people. But we had the flu/COVID shots yesterday and I'm actually staying in it this morning. Largely because it lets me sit up and work on photos from Paris since I'm too tired to go outside.
1st short dream: the large container of plain yogurt is causing me to snore.
(dream bonus: S woke me up to ask me to stop snoring in his ear and I did not mention the yogurt. Instead I told him that I can't be snoring, I am not even breathing. No memory of that)
(dream bonus: S woke me up to ask me to stop snoring in his ear and I did not mention the yogurt. Instead I told him that I can't be snoring, I am not even breathing. No memory of that)
October 6, 2023 at 1:42 PM
1st short dream: the large container of plain yogurt is causing me to snore.
(dream bonus: S woke me up to ask me to stop snoring in his ear and I did not mention the yogurt. Instead I told him that I can't be snoring, I am not even breathing. No memory of that)
(dream bonus: S woke me up to ask me to stop snoring in his ear and I did not mention the yogurt. Instead I told him that I can't be snoring, I am not even breathing. No memory of that)
Dreamt: as suspected, the restaurant's table rising turned out not to be supernatural. The traditionally garbed Greek waiters dancing in front of it mask any glimpse of the home made very sturdy metal lifts on the table's back legs. Still an impressive feat. Very smooth lift.
October 6, 2023 at 8:33 AM
Dreamt: as suspected, the restaurant's table rising turned out not to be supernatural. The traditionally garbed Greek waiters dancing in front of it mask any glimpse of the home made very sturdy metal lifts on the table's back legs. Still an impressive feat. Very smooth lift.
Then dreamt: I am living in a nursing home and a 3" spider finds it's way in from a felled tree outside and hides in my shoe. NB is there to give a lecture and helps me trap and release.
October 4, 2023 at 9:55 AM
Then dreamt: I am living in a nursing home and a 3" spider finds it's way in from a felled tree outside and hides in my shoe. NB is there to give a lecture and helps me trap and release.
Dreamt: the Heathers-esque grand finale involves the psychic annihilation of every plastic in town, not just my high school. Am I there as witness? Participant? Victim? Are those special effects or is it a real event taking place in a theater? It is important that I figure it out and I cannot.
October 4, 2023 at 5:43 AM
Dreamt: the Heathers-esque grand finale involves the psychic annihilation of every plastic in town, not just my high school. Am I there as witness? Participant? Victim? Are those special effects or is it a real event taking place in a theater? It is important that I figure it out and I cannot.
Fun impromptu barbecue last night. I think it really says something about the people in my life that I can have one or two representatives from each of my circles of friends at a party and they all get on smashingly together.
October 1, 2023 at 1:23 PM
Fun impromptu barbecue last night. I think it really says something about the people in my life that I can have one or two representatives from each of my circles of friends at a party and they all get on smashingly together.
Dreamt: Kat, S & I have difficulty getting refunds for a French museum barely viewed due to language barrier. Next dream: S's job partners with French NASA. More language barrier. I can't remember to wear clothes, specifically a red sweatshirt I do not own while awake.
October 1, 2023 at 10:13 AM
Dreamt: Kat, S & I have difficulty getting refunds for a French museum barely viewed due to language barrier. Next dream: S's job partners with French NASA. More language barrier. I can't remember to wear clothes, specifically a red sweatshirt I do not own while awake.
In my dream: despite the newspaper's claims to the contrary, the rowboats used to store dead and dying WWII POWs off the Oregon coast are in fact haunted. Plus the cafeteria lady doesn't know what's in the rice or soup dishes and they and the main course are all mushrooms.
September 29, 2023 at 7:28 AM
In my dream: despite the newspaper's claims to the contrary, the rowboats used to store dead and dying WWII POWs off the Oregon coast are in fact haunted. Plus the cafeteria lady doesn't know what's in the rice or soup dishes and they and the main course are all mushrooms.
Steven mocked this as our profile pic. He thinks I don't know what an eggplant means on social media.
September 28, 2023 at 12:12 PM
Steven mocked this as our profile pic. He thinks I don't know what an eggplant means on social media.