I can tell this election cycle has put me in a level of emotional distress not seen since high school because I keep thinking, “maybe I should rewatch Naruto”

living the dream (eating a ball of mozzarella like an apple)

We’re spending too many resources on developing AI and not enough on curing hiccups

I love chihuahuas that always look like they’re on the verge of tears

Broke to the point I’m texting my friends like, “hey can you ask your therapist a question for me?”