Hendel Thistletop
@belchingdragon.com
No matter where you go, there you are. There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, so long as you're going fast. But drink up. There's always a boom tomorrow. Dude/Dude FCKNZS
Narrator: this is, of course, not about The Princess Bride✨
#Trumperdinck HT @mouthfulofcherries.bsky.social
#Trumperdinck HT @mouthfulofcherries.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Narrator: this is, of course, not about The Princess Bride✨
#Trumperdinck HT @mouthfulofcherries.bsky.social
#Trumperdinck HT @mouthfulofcherries.bsky.social
Seriously? Fucking *seriously*? 🤦♂️
“The (Volkswagen) Beetle was conceived in the early 1930s. The leader of Nazi Germany, Adolf Hitler, decided there was a need for a people's car—an inexpensive, simple, mass-produced car—to serve Germany's new road network, the Reichsautobahn.”
“The (Volkswagen) Beetle was conceived in the early 1930s. The leader of Nazi Germany, Adolf Hitler, decided there was a need for a people's car—an inexpensive, simple, mass-produced car—to serve Germany's new road network, the Reichsautobahn.”
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Seriously? Fucking *seriously*? 🤦♂️
“The (Volkswagen) Beetle was conceived in the early 1930s. The leader of Nazi Germany, Adolf Hitler, decided there was a need for a people's car—an inexpensive, simple, mass-produced car—to serve Germany's new road network, the Reichsautobahn.”
“The (Volkswagen) Beetle was conceived in the early 1930s. The leader of Nazi Germany, Adolf Hitler, decided there was a need for a people's car—an inexpensive, simple, mass-produced car—to serve Germany's new road network, the Reichsautobahn.”
There’s nothing like the sweet smell of death. And it’s free!
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
There’s nothing like the sweet smell of death. And it’s free!
Stolen. 363! Though, to be honest, I usually enjoy the entire season starting with MSS in July/August more than the final night itself.
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Stolen. 363! Though, to be honest, I usually enjoy the entire season starting with MSS in July/August more than the final night itself.
Merry Farm is coming.
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Merry Farm is coming.
I should’ve asked at least a few questions about who those prayers were going to be directed to… 😅 #Frankenbabes
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I should’ve asked at least a few questions about who those prayers were going to be directed to… 😅 #Frankenbabes
Winter is coming… 😏
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Winter is coming… 😏
What happened to not crossing the (IP) streams?
October 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What happened to not crossing the (IP) streams?
Most of the year living near San Diego is great. But during haunt season… 🤨
October 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Most of the year living near San Diego is great. But during haunt season… 🤨
Purely by chance watched the 1978 Halloween episode of CHiPs tonight and damn near drowned in nostalgia.
October 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Purely by chance watched the 1978 Halloween episode of CHiPs tonight and damn near drowned in nostalgia.
They’re not only killed, they go to hell. That makes it a seasonally appropriate horror movie, right? uproxx.com/movies/melvi...
October 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
They’re not only killed, they go to hell. That makes it a seasonally appropriate horror movie, right? uproxx.com/movies/melvi...
Damn straight we don’t. 🤨 www.nokings.org
October 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Damn straight we don’t. 🤨 www.nokings.org
When you flush and flush and flush but the insanely huge piece of shit with the eye-wateringly horrific stench just swirls around and around and Won’t Fucking Go Down. 🤨 #TeslaTakedown
September 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
When you flush and flush and flush but the insanely huge piece of shit with the eye-wateringly horrific stench just swirls around and around and Won’t Fucking Go Down. 🤨 #TeslaTakedown
Right before I got to the moment of the show where he very briefly almost nearly sort of smiled in character I got to the point where I couldn’t resist searching “Tom Sturridge Sandman smile” and honestly this kind of creeps me out. 😏
August 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Right before I got to the moment of the show where he very briefly almost nearly sort of smiled in character I got to the point where I couldn’t resist searching “Tom Sturridge Sandman smile” and honestly this kind of creeps me out. 😏
California hellscape, etc.
July 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
California hellscape, etc.
After South Park’s glorious takedown this week, seems like a good time to reshare this. 😏🖕🍊🤡🐘
July 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
After South Park’s glorious takedown this week, seems like a good time to reshare this. 😏🖕🍊🤡🐘
