Thing I hate most about depression; the feeling that you're the weakest person in the room. Everyone else sees this shit show going on, why am I the only one about to lose it? How are all these other people keeping it together?

Are you racist? Homophobic? Sexist? If so you or your family may be entitled to testicular devastation for being a toadie for the rich.

I'm just gonna leave this here

Let's bring back scrimshaw but with Musk's tusks

I'm only speaking with a slight amount of hyperbole when I say I will never make something better than this.

So maga merch sellers are getting pissed because all their "America first" and yada yada products are made in China and will get reamed with tariffs from Dear Leader. Karma's a vindictive bitch, ain't it?

Idea: Thunderdome of CEO's and billionaires who must fight to the death to be the one true billionaire, except the CEO's of Costco and Arizona Tea; those two are on commentary (except less Madden and Summerall, more Statler and Waldorf)

My Roman Empire is wishing there was never a Roman Empire

S'mores is like, illegally cute

Another thing that grinds my gears is christians regarding things like, being a decent person, loving others, and the very idea of family as "Christian values" in that way that insinuates no other sect or faith has such values. I mean goddamn, you gonna try to say you invented friendship too??

Much as I want to believe that Trump voters are suddenly feeling remorse for voting for a self-serving infected pustule in a wig, if there's anything the last decade has taught me, it's that these people are incapable of self-reflection or critical thinking. To them I say, fuck you and your eggs.

Ok first post on bluesky, gotta make this count, uh... *Pats pockets* shit I had something for this uh... Fuck it-