Obama was so badass walking into the inauguration alone

It’s the fourth anniversary of the darkest day in our democracy’s history. Today, Democrats enabled the peaceful transfer of power, even though they knew the other side would never do the same for them. This is why I’m a Democrat. I’m proud of my party.

John Oliver said once that Henry Kissinger living to 100 is some of the greatest evidence against God. I would contend that Jimmy Carter living to 100 is some of the greatest evidence for God. Rest in peace, Mr. President.

This is the definition of patriotism.

I deeply respect and admire the actions of the South Korean protestors this evening. We need efforts like this in the United States to protect and defend our democracy.

I like how you can gauge Elon’s nervousness by how many epic lines he drops