Ha ha. When I got laughing gas for a cortisone shot in my ankle I allegedly told the staff at my podiatrist office my life story 😂

Like no juice beats it in my book.

The trophy wife 💞 I love it!

Also worth mentioning that UKLG wrote an entire novel centered around a race of ambisexual aliens that change gender/sex monthly as they please. With themes of how gender binary thinking can hold us back from truly understanding one another.

Literally the Anti-JKR

And my literary Queen.

Thank you for giving him the chest hair he deserved!

Me, reading the tags 🥵

Who isn't a Lucanis enjoyer? 😁 I'll check it out!

It is what it is. I'm a skin bag full of mutations 😂

Idk homie we might be kindred spirits because yes this 100%.

Me trying to write fanfic but they always end up horny 😂

Help why are we like this?

Like me though. I'm sharing my colonoscopy stuff and health issues left and right.

Also always be a nasty gremlin. That is the best thing to be.

Yes!!!! Those books were so fun and a little macabre. I loved them as a kid.

Obligatory Read The Earthsea Cycle because Ursula K. Le Guin (the anti JK) did a wizard goes to wizard school way better and decades earlier.

I love everything about this. Absolutely be horny on main about our stupid beautiful egg

In my post DATV HC she gets a fade arm

You think when she's doing it she's grabbing his ears like handlebars? Or you think she puts her hands on his slutty waist?

Im asking for science.

He resigned and because he was piss baby and couldn't stand everyone hating his stupid policies and making fun of him for watching porn and getting caught, only to join a group that opposes teachers unions.

Sour little piss baby boy