Lady Mehmalade
@belligerentbitch.bsky.social
I am a peace loving person angry about my peace being disturbed.
Has weird medical emergency.
Everyone: Be careful. Don't fall down.
Me: Falls down repeatedly.
Everyone: Be careful. Don't fall down.
Me: Falls down repeatedly.
January 14, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Has weird medical emergency.
Everyone: Be careful. Don't fall down.
Me: Falls down repeatedly.
Everyone: Be careful. Don't fall down.
Me: Falls down repeatedly.
Me: ok I can make this better. I did so well with this and this. I am getting out of this hole.
Life: No you're fucking not.
Life: No you're fucking not.
January 10, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Me: ok I can make this better. I did so well with this and this. I am getting out of this hole.
Life: No you're fucking not.
Life: No you're fucking not.
I need to expand my network.
vs
Bah! It's nobody's business what I'm doing.
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Bah! It's nobody's business what I'm doing.
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I need to expand my network.
vs
Bah! It's nobody's business what I'm doing.
vs
Bah! It's nobody's business what I'm doing.
Today I just need to do all of the things I never do everyday.
October 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Today I just need to do all of the things I never do everyday.
Right wing late night show was all fat jokes and female driver jokes. Their humor is still the same as it was 30 years ago. Surprised but not surprised.
September 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Right wing late night show was all fat jokes and female driver jokes. Their humor is still the same as it was 30 years ago. Surprised but not surprised.
Just realized that the person who believed everyone should see public executions was publicly executed.
September 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just realized that the person who believed everyone should see public executions was publicly executed.
No you're crying g be abuse there's an abusive customer at work who could be allowed to continue to call multiple times a day to scream and swear, be a ridiculous ass who twists every word having a tantrum over being told "No." to an impossible demand.
September 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
No you're crying g be abuse there's an abusive customer at work who could be allowed to continue to call multiple times a day to scream and swear, be a ridiculous ass who twists every word having a tantrum over being told "No." to an impossible demand.
Not only do I not care about what your petty ass problem is. I do not want to talk to you at all. I do not want to argue with you. I want you to get off my phone. P O S Why do you think I want to argue? Ass.
September 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Not only do I not care about what your petty ass problem is. I do not want to talk to you at all. I do not want to argue with you. I want you to get off my phone. P O S Why do you think I want to argue? Ass.
Jesus is love. And a huge bigot who also hates women.
~Christians
~Christians
September 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Jesus is love. And a huge bigot who also hates women.
~Christians
~Christians
When I grow up I want to be paid not quite enough to live on to be screamed at for things beyond my control.
September 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
When I grow up I want to be paid not quite enough to live on to be screamed at for things beyond my control.
Honour your father and mother if they honour you.
~Pete Walker
~Pete Walker
September 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Honour your father and mother if they honour you.
~Pete Walker
~Pete Walker
Can we sue that sack of crap for getting our hopes up that he was dead?
September 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Can we sue that sack of crap for getting our hopes up that he was dead?
Me: You need to contact the store you bought the item from.
Customer: Well they're really hard to get a hold of.
Me: It is not my fault you continue to shop at a store that has terrible customer service.
Customer: Well they're really hard to get a hold of.
Me: It is not my fault you continue to shop at a store that has terrible customer service.
August 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Me: You need to contact the store you bought the item from.
Customer: Well they're really hard to get a hold of.
Me: It is not my fault you continue to shop at a store that has terrible customer service.
Customer: Well they're really hard to get a hold of.
Me: It is not my fault you continue to shop at a store that has terrible customer service.
She only lied to girls and woman to make them accessible to pedos and rapists. She would never lie about the men doing it. Oh wait. She did. Under oath.
August 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
She only lied to girls and woman to make them accessible to pedos and rapists. She would never lie about the men doing it. Oh wait. She did. Under oath.
As if they are all 'Listen to the child molestor! She's telling the truth! We all support the child molestor!"
August 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
As if they are all 'Listen to the child molestor! She's telling the truth! We all support the child molestor!"
Me: Reads vlery clear instructions.
Customer: Someone gave me a phone number. They said xyz. Then I phoned someone else & they said uvw.
Me: repeats instructions.
Cx but the phone number
Me: I cannot confirm what random people at random phone numbers have said. Please just follow the instructions.
Customer: Someone gave me a phone number. They said xyz. Then I phoned someone else & they said uvw.
Me: repeats instructions.
Cx but the phone number
Me: I cannot confirm what random people at random phone numbers have said. Please just follow the instructions.
August 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Me: Reads vlery clear instructions.
Customer: Someone gave me a phone number. They said xyz. Then I phoned someone else & they said uvw.
Me: repeats instructions.
Cx but the phone number
Me: I cannot confirm what random people at random phone numbers have said. Please just follow the instructions.
Customer: Someone gave me a phone number. They said xyz. Then I phoned someone else & they said uvw.
Me: repeats instructions.
Cx but the phone number
Me: I cannot confirm what random people at random phone numbers have said. Please just follow the instructions.
I must be in bet by 11pm. I must finish cooking for the cats. Rests 12:45am. FROST WARNING! I must bring in all if the plants. 1:30. I must post about it. Must!
August 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I must be in bet by 11pm. I must finish cooking for the cats. Rests 12:45am. FROST WARNING! I must bring in all if the plants. 1:30. I must post about it. Must!
I see there's a commercial encouraging men to do military workouts. No subtle propaganda there.
August 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I see there's a commercial encouraging men to do military workouts. No subtle propaganda there.
Friend: I wouldn't feel comfortable with only $15 til pay day.
Me: Uh, how nice for you?
Me: Uh, how nice for you?
August 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Friend: I wouldn't feel comfortable with only $15 til pay day.
Me: Uh, how nice for you?
Me: Uh, how nice for you?
I hate this shithole town so much.
August 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I hate this shithole town so much.
Men saying they are 5 foot 10 like I can't see clean over their heads.
August 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Men saying they are 5 foot 10 like I can't see clean over their heads.
Reposted by Lady Mehmalade
This is my painting 'Golden Sky' 40x60 acrylic on canvas.
Have a great evening!
Have a great evening!
August 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This is my painting 'Golden Sky' 40x60 acrylic on canvas.
Have a great evening!
Have a great evening!
It is weird that you worship such an obvious sack of crap.
August 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It is weird that you worship such an obvious sack of crap.
When I start accidentally smashing things it is time to take a break. But I am poor so there is no break. I just get to keep pushing ahead and accept the catastrophic mistakes. Like accidentally putting a poison plant within reach of my beloved cats. I hate my life.
July 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
When I start accidentally smashing things it is time to take a break. But I am poor so there is no break. I just get to keep pushing ahead and accept the catastrophic mistakes. Like accidentally putting a poison plant within reach of my beloved cats. I hate my life.
Paisley. I do not deserve her.
July 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Paisley. I do not deserve her.