Astarion's Finest Armrest
@belovedarmrest.bsky.social
❓22 years being his armrest. (🇻🇳She/Her)
❗️Thriving in the middle of a Spawn Astarion and Ascended Astarion sandwich. DNI if you have a problem with AA fans.
❌ NSFW. I'm just here to be horny, silly, and delulu.
❗️Thriving in the middle of a Spawn Astarion and Ascended Astarion sandwich. DNI if you have a problem with AA fans.
❌ NSFW. I'm just here to be horny, silly, and delulu.
Happy New Year 🎉💥✨
Wish everyone a happy, healthy, and wealthy 2026!!! Don't worry, it does get better, trust me☝️😎
And please excuse my love for tacky memes
#HappyNewYear2026
Wish everyone a happy, healthy, and wealthy 2026!!! Don't worry, it does get better, trust me☝️😎
And please excuse my love for tacky memes
#HappyNewYear2026
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Happy New Year 🎉💥✨
Wish everyone a happy, healthy, and wealthy 2026!!! Don't worry, it does get better, trust me☝️😎
And please excuse my love for tacky memes
#HappyNewYear2026
Wish everyone a happy, healthy, and wealthy 2026!!! Don't worry, it does get better, trust me☝️😎
And please excuse my love for tacky memes
#HappyNewYear2026
You built everything up from scratch, you can do this honey, trust 👊😭
December 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
You built everything up from scratch, you can do this honey, trust 👊😭
Merry Christmas everynyannnn 🎄🎉✨
#MerryChristmas
#MerryChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Merry Christmas everynyannnn 🎄🎉✨
#MerryChristmas
#MerryChristmas
Happy Halloween with a low quality meme as per usual 🥀✨
October 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Happy Halloween with a low quality meme as per usual 🥀✨
Virgin killer butt crack 🥀
September 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Virgin killer butt crack 🥀
Happy BG3 anniversaryyyy!!!!!!
August 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Happy BG3 anniversaryyyy!!!!!!
Rattling the bars of his enclosure. Jailed for public indecency.
July 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Rattling the bars of his enclosure. Jailed for public indecency.
Wild animals caught in 4K
June 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Wild animals caught in 4K
Caught in 4K 🫵📸
June 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Caught in 4K 🫵📸
Sad little baby and it's a 239 year old man 🥹
May 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sad little baby and it's a 239 year old man 🥹
One of those nights
May 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
One of those nights
Please, kind saer, do you have a moment to hear about my lord and savior?
April 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Please, kind saer, do you have a moment to hear about my lord and savior?
Getting my ass back to my vampire dating simulator🚶♀️➡️
April 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Getting my ass back to my vampire dating simulator🚶♀️➡️
Astarion when facing a ✨temporary setback✨
April 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Astarion when facing a ✨temporary setback✨
Don't talk shits to me when your tits are out
March 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Don't talk shits to me when your tits are out
Wake up to this beauty
March 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Wake up to this beauty
Disappointed but moved on anyway
March 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Disappointed but moved on anyway
Women's Day special: Softstarion
May you find a man who looks at you like this 🫶
May you find a man who looks at you like this 🫶
March 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Women's Day special: Softstarion
May you find a man who looks at you like this 🫶
May you find a man who looks at you like this 🫶
RISEEEEE LIKE A PHOENIX
(He can't handle spicy food)
(He can't handle spicy food)
March 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
RISEEEEE LIKE A PHOENIX
(He can't handle spicy food)
(He can't handle spicy food)
How could you say no to him?
March 1, 2025 at 10:21 AM
How could you say no to him?
Tell me this isn't him
February 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Tell me this isn't him
Astarion when he thinks he has a nice simple plan:
February 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Astarion when he thinks he has a nice simple plan:
Be his Valentine?
⭕️ Yes.
⭕️ Yes and raw.
⭕️ Yes.
⭕️ Yes and raw.
February 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Be his Valentine?
⭕️ Yes.
⭕️ Yes and raw.
⭕️ Yes.
⭕️ Yes and raw.