(fats domino song) I'm krumping to New Orleans
January 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
(fats domino song) I'm krumping to New Orleans
My grandma works at a deli and she cut my grilled cheese into radial fourths.
I am the most special boy.
I am the most special boy.
January 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
My grandma works at a deli and she cut my grilled cheese into radial fourths.
I am the most special boy.
I am the most special boy.
I absolutely would share a blunt with the following:
Elmo
Big Bird
Tiny Chef
Paddington
Kermit The Frog
Fozzie Bear
Gonzo
Elmo (again)
Elmo
Big Bird
Tiny Chef
Paddington
Kermit The Frog
Fozzie Bear
Gonzo
Elmo (again)
December 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I absolutely would share a blunt with the following:
Elmo
Big Bird
Tiny Chef
Paddington
Kermit The Frog
Fozzie Bear
Gonzo
Elmo (again)
Elmo
Big Bird
Tiny Chef
Paddington
Kermit The Frog
Fozzie Bear
Gonzo
Elmo (again)
The Disney's Christmas parade hosted by CKY
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The Disney's Christmas parade hosted by CKY
Can you really all yourself an indie music artist if your stuff is ONLY available on Spotify
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Can you really all yourself an indie music artist if your stuff is ONLY available on Spotify
I, as a tax paying American, am heavily against the "zaddyfication" of Santa Claus.
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I, as a tax paying American, am heavily against the "zaddyfication" of Santa Claus.
Completely nuts that Every Time I Die released one of their best records and then break up months later.
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Completely nuts that Every Time I Die released one of their best records and then break up months later.
*jfk voice* my fellow Americans, I er uh, am asking you to lauwk the fuck in
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
*jfk voice* my fellow Americans, I er uh, am asking you to lauwk the fuck in
YEAAH UUHHH CAN I GET SOME WINGS WITH SOME POOP TO DIP IN???
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
YEAAH UUHHH CAN I GET SOME WINGS WITH SOME POOP TO DIP IN???
Last night I pulled a gilbert gotfried impressive out so good my vision went black and couldn't do it again.
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Last night I pulled a gilbert gotfried impressive out so good my vision went black and couldn't do it again.
Snuggie with Extended Release Methadone
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Snuggie with Extended Release Methadone
Fellas, stop using stream east take a wire coat hanger and shove it into the coax jack of that cheap ass insignia TV you have and watch over the air cable like God intended illegal streaming sights scare the women.
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Fellas, stop using stream east take a wire coat hanger and shove it into the coax jack of that cheap ass insignia TV you have and watch over the air cable like God intended illegal streaming sights scare the women.
You make your first computer a full tower so you learn that your computer does not need to be a full tower.
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You make your first computer a full tower so you learn that your computer does not need to be a full tower.
Literally any time I've had friends get flights cancelled it was through Jet Blue I'm never flying their sorry airline I don't give a damn if there's leg room.
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Literally any time I've had friends get flights cancelled it was through Jet Blue I'm never flying their sorry airline I don't give a damn if there's leg room.
Fuck NASCAR overtime truly not a serious motorsports series.
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Fuck NASCAR overtime truly not a serious motorsports series.
Watching the NASCAR championship race. All this tire shit would not happen on a Michelin tire (this has happened on a Michelin tire)
November 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Watching the NASCAR championship race. All this tire shit would not happen on a Michelin tire (this has happened on a Michelin tire)
youtu.be/zP50Ewh31E4?... this song is what it feels like to drink sprite.
October 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
youtu.be/zP50Ewh31E4?... this song is what it feels like to drink sprite.
Anime idea from title: "oh no! I crushed my larynx at the gym because I didn't have a spotter, and got reincarnated into a bug! My life as an arthropod princess deadlifting champion"
October 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Anime idea from title: "oh no! I crushed my larynx at the gym because I didn't have a spotter, and got reincarnated into a bug! My life as an arthropod princess deadlifting champion"
GO AHEAD PUT KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD'S SEMINAL CLASSIC POLYGONDWANALAND ON 8 TRACK SEE WHO'LL BUY IT.
October 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
GO AHEAD PUT KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD'S SEMINAL CLASSIC POLYGONDWANALAND ON 8 TRACK SEE WHO'LL BUY IT.
THESE MOTHERFUCERS KEEP PUTTING POP UP ASS ON MY MUSIC REVIEW AND POP CHLTURE NEWS WBESITES
October 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
THESE MOTHERFUCERS KEEP PUTTING POP UP ASS ON MY MUSIC REVIEW AND POP CHLTURE NEWS WBESITES
Kevin James lookalike contest this afternoon in the quad to seek out America's foremost Uncs
September 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Kevin James lookalike contest this afternoon in the quad to seek out America's foremost Uncs
Oakland Coliseum more like Uncland Coliseum
September 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Oakland Coliseum more like Uncland Coliseum
Cologuard works by you getting an empty box in the mail you shit in the box you tape up the box with your shit in it and you mail your box with shit in it to the lab where they process your shit and tell you if you're dying and keep your shit that you mailed to them (THIS IS A JOKE)
September 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Cologuard works by you getting an empty box in the mail you shit in the box you tape up the box with your shit in it and you mail your box with shit in it to the lab where they process your shit and tell you if you're dying and keep your shit that you mailed to them (THIS IS A JOKE)
Wordle 1,543 2/6*
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September 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Wordle 1,543 2/6*
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Mets played baseball last night I think.
September 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Mets played baseball last night I think.