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I was looking for a nice pair of airport pajamas but I guess all you really need is a plaid robe. Or one printed with cardinals and holly
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
They should have a twilight zone marathon for Thanksgiving too
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I thought everyone was wearing pink sugar but now I think they're all wearing love don't be shy. I still might buy some pink sugar tho
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I made homemade almond paste and it both smells and tastes like play doh
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I wish there was a little free pantry where I could put all my gently used hair products :/
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I wish someone would give me a big thing of riches
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I can't think of a situation where I would need to wear shorts and a sweatshirt
October 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Now that I'm Old I can only drink one cup of coffee a day or else I won't be able to sleep. But lately I've been waking up with a headache that I think might be caused by caffeine withdrawl....
October 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I'm surprised that its almost 20 years since I graduated from college! I didn't mind when it was 20 years since I graduated high school. I always knew I'd become old one day but I didn't expect to be double old
October 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I just bought this liberty fabric that was expensive to begin with, and then I had to pay an extra $20 in fake government price gouge cUsToMs FeEs so now its too expensive to use for anything
October 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I don't really care about hearing the guy's side of the story in "all cried out"
October 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I normally like most food and bev or at the least i can choke down something i still find unpleasant. But this trolli flavored mountain dew is disgusting. It has three different artifical sweeteners!!
October 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Many people are asking
October 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Sometimes I think I don't even need to bring my own detergent to the laundromat. The other patrons fill up the detergent cup like homer with lighter fluid
September 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
In this pleasant idyll between braces off and implant installed i forgot to buy and eat a bag of Snyders honey mustard pretzel chunks...lov the cronch...
September 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I dreamed I went back to school, but I was able to find my classroom and easily complete my assignments 🥴
September 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I don't know what to wear to my haircut. I always want to wear something funky so they give me a cool cut but all my funky clothes are vintage, so what if they accidentally cut my clothes while they're cutting my hair? This won't happen, I just have anxiety
September 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I like in "highway to hell" when he says "all my friends are gonna be there too". Thats so funny
September 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I might have been able to afford a child if I didn't have to buy myself all the stuff my parents should have (college, glasses, braces, etc etc) maybe I should treat myself to gymnastics lessons
September 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This morning before work I watched thats entertainment on TCM, then when I got in the car they were playing Duke Ellington on the radio so I just went with it
August 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Since I got rid of all my social media I didn't even realize college football is already back. I mean the new season of Fansville
August 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The only thing worse than the thrift store being full of shein stuff is the thrift store being full of ugly graphic tees with AI images on them 🤮
August 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Children aren't named Burt anymore
August 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Maybe God wants me to stop online shopping
July 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
When you get a ring resized smaller, the payment should be the gold they keep! If I have to pay i want my gold back!
July 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM