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Ben Gracewood
@ben.gracewood.nz
Bikes and tech and stuff.
January 21, 2026 at 1:33 AM
DRAG HIM
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Also a special shout-out that you’re a very naughty boy 🤣
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Lovely spot for a morning swim 🤩🇳🇨
December 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Of course!
December 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Mis-timed the run, ran into the canyon wall and completely failed to launch the proton torpedo on target.

Also: drenched.
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Gonna thread the needle and ride home in about 15 minutes. Like Tom Cruise flying his F15 down a canyon.
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
is there any greater horror than realising you need to update a dependency then seeing this on the repo?
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Come on what the fuck this is absolutely peak television. Give them an Emmy NOW.
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Game of Wool episode two. Knitters must make a two piece output for a dog.

These are the essential aspects of headgear 🥹🤣
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
If you still think pickleball and padel are the same game, you need to watch some of this weekend‘s padel World Cup.

This fakeout smash off the glass is ridiculously good shit. Pickleball can get in the sea.
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Tom is wearing an incredible knitted wrap and kilt combo.
November 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
bro I just wanted to work out why the php type debugger called "psalm" is giving me an error.

but go off projecting your lifelessness I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
get absolutely fucked you embarrassing clown of a man
September 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The latest round of the mountain bike downhill World Cup is in Switzerland. The primary sponsor is … Gruyère cheese.

I now want to see more extreme sports cheese sponsorships.
September 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
September 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
We’re almost at Vic Park. Fanshaw street is still entirely full.
September 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
laughable estimate from RNZ
September 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
September 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
September 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
September 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Fuck yes Auckland. Fuck yes.
September 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is fucking incredible. Any statisticians around? I’m counting 15 people across the street on average. That’s conservative.

Currently it extends 3 blocks of queen street. Will be much longer.
September 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM