i got rug pulled by the president
April 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
i got rug pulled by the president
inject eggnog into my veins
December 25, 2024 at 3:08 PM
inject eggnog into my veins
there should be a word for when you both have to pee and are thirsty
December 23, 2024 at 12:05 AM
there should be a word for when you both have to pee and are thirsty
i’m the only one brave enough to belch on the streets of new york
December 9, 2024 at 2:50 AM
i’m the only one brave enough to belch on the streets of new york
felated birthday
February 25, 2024 at 11:10 PM
felated birthday
i upper on her east side so well she gossip to her girls
February 16, 2024 at 2:44 PM
i upper on her east side so well she gossip to her girls
situationship ❌
fwb ❌
this thing of ours ✅🤌
fwb ❌
this thing of ours ✅🤌
February 14, 2024 at 4:01 AM
situationship ❌
fwb ❌
this thing of ours ✅🤌
fwb ❌
this thing of ours ✅🤌
prince has to be the pound for pound most attractive man ever
February 13, 2024 at 1:07 PM
prince has to be the pound for pound most attractive man ever
nyc us all about highs and lows. a man shit himself in my train this morning, but u watched a man tuck a lit cigarette in between two bricks on a wall
February 12, 2024 at 1:58 PM
nyc us all about highs and lows. a man shit himself in my train this morning, but u watched a man tuck a lit cigarette in between two bricks on a wall
she bloom on my berg till i mike
February 2, 2024 at 2:46 AM
she bloom on my berg till i mike
if she’s too sweet with my green then she’s chopt 🙅🏻♂️
she’s in d naya when she’s stopped
she’s in d naya when she’s stopped
January 25, 2024 at 12:29 AM
if she’s too sweet with my green then she’s chopt 🙅🏻♂️
she’s in d naya when she’s stopped
she’s in d naya when she’s stopped
they call me jeremy cuz i’m allen white
January 15, 2024 at 3:14 PM
they call me jeremy cuz i’m allen white
monkey pee monkey poo
January 7, 2024 at 6:15 AM
monkey pee monkey poo
*the weeknd voice*
when i’m on the clock that’s the real me, eh
when i’m on the clock that’s the real me, eh
December 27, 2023 at 5:36 PM
*the weeknd voice*
when i’m on the clock that’s the real me, eh
when i’m on the clock that’s the real me, eh
can we fast forward to the year when of mice & men cover bands start popping up?
December 21, 2023 at 11:55 AM
can we fast forward to the year when of mice & men cover bands start popping up?
you’re laughing. they’re doing flips and shit on the subway and you’re laughing.
December 18, 2023 at 11:42 PM
you’re laughing. they’re doing flips and shit on the subway and you’re laughing.
i’m back on my bullshit (pooping at work)
December 18, 2023 at 3:21 PM
i’m back on my bullshit (pooping at work)
if you’re a real estate developer, what do you call reviewing saved chats to help you network?
your linkedin logs 😜🤣😂
your linkedin logs 😜🤣😂
December 13, 2023 at 12:51 PM
if you’re a real estate developer, what do you call reviewing saved chats to help you network?
your linkedin logs 😜🤣😂
your linkedin logs 😜🤣😂
bloomberg terminal for influencers ad deals
December 13, 2023 at 2:23 AM
bloomberg terminal for influencers ad deals
i just ate an entire pomegranate. AMA
December 4, 2023 at 12:35 AM
i just ate an entire pomegranate. AMA
what’s up you guys we’re revvival and this is an original
December 2, 2023 at 1:12 PM
what’s up you guys we’re revvival and this is an original