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Ben Can't
@bencant.bsky.social
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🟪 MBMBaM Wizard Emeritus
🟦 they/he
🟩 ace trans Jew
🟨 Long COVIDer
🟧 wear ur fucking mask
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Anakin: End tackle football. Padme: Yeah, kids shouldn't be playing it! Anakin: Padme: You just mean end it for kids, right?
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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A dilute tortoiseshell cat asleep, tummy out, on a sunny blanket
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Free BSO tix for federal workers!
"Free tickets for federal workers. Available for select fall concerts, while supplies last. Offer expires November 23, 2025." Text is over an image of Jonathan Heyward conducting the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Here is my cat Celestine, pretending she's not a menace by looking like an angel when she's asleep
a grey cat with white nose, neck, and paws curled up asleep
October 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Beta version of the new Baltimore City website is using AI-generated images :/
Header: "City of Baltimore, Mayor Brandon M. Scott" Webpage: "Digital Inclusion Resources. Access digital learning, free public Wi-Fi, cybersecurity tips and, more!" This section includes an ai-generated "illustration" of a town and a bunch of people using their phones and WiFi Footer: "This is the Beta version of the Baltimore City website"
October 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Also this UNIT named Dapper who works at the Canton Ace Hardware
A very large and fat tuxedo cat, asleep on a plaid cat bed
October 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Today in things that made me say, "Man, I love Baltimore": my first Patterson Park lantern parade :')
October 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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In addition to free meals at Ekiben, furloughed workers can get free coffee at Reverie
Furloughed? Pop in to Reverie Coffee for a coffee break with a free drip coffee* Come in, show us your work ID, let us know you've been furloughed, and enjoy your free coffee. Reverie Coffee, inside Dreamers & Make-Believers 400 S Highland Ave, Baltimore MD 21224 *one cup per person per day; while supplies last
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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In July 2022 we rescued a kitten from the side of the road. After a week in our apartment we took "Ash" to the Baltimore SPCA. We wanted to keep them but couldn't and I've always wondered how they're doing. Did you adopt Ash?
A black kitten with white paws and chest, and a white "milk mustache". They're standing on a table A black kitten with white paws and chest, and a white "milk mustache". They're lying on a black cloth
October 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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The girls were actually touching yesterday!
A dilute tortie cat and a grey cat with a white nose, both asleep in loaf form. The grey cat is behind the tortie and her head is nearly touching the tortie's butt
October 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I'm raising for my friend who lived down the street from us at our old place. She's been in a shitty living situation for a while now and I'm hoping this will finally be able to help her have a fresh start!
Our neighbor needs your help! Miss Debra is a disabled Black elder who is hoping to move to North $ Carolina to be with her extended family. But first, she needs our help! We need to raise $4,200 to help her pay her remaining bills before she can leave. Any extra will go towards her moving expenses. V3nmo: @BeKa211. Include "Miss Debra" in the memo
October 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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This is Parking Lot. The vets always love her name
a dilute tortoiseshell cat lying in the sun. her back legs and feet are stretched out
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I promise I was not name-searching on Reddit
Reddit comment from Twelve20two: "The Wizard Ben Kantt, not to be confused with the arcane and mechanical Wizard of WikiHow, unto whomst we may only approach with permission" Reply from mm2_woodman: "Waiting for the MCU-esque reveal that the Wizard of the Cloud is actually an old and grizzled Ben Kantt come back from the future to keep the spirit of Yahoo alive." Reddit comment from LimpBizkitStankGirl: "Okay some googling later: [Game Recognize Game] was Rachel Rosing. Ben Kantt is the trans dude."
September 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Ok this one got me
Tumblr post from monidoll: "its a 9/11 miracle"
September 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Celestine being a lil stinker; holding Parking Lot's paw
A grey cat with white nose and paws sits on a floral bedsheet. Her paws are all stretched in front of her, except one of her back paws, which is peeking out from under her chest. Her eyes are squinted in contentment A dilute tortie kitten lies down tum out. My hand is holding one of her front paws
September 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Helpppp this ep has HUGE burnt-in subtitles 😭
Dr. Money on TV in King of the Hill, with subtitles that take up the *whole screen* that say "and champagne and caviar for your cats."
September 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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A cartoon person sittin pretty with big eyes and a big smile
August 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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"look like" 😐
scholar Jay Michaelson-who in late October 2023 adamantly denied that Israel intended to target Palestinian civilians and accused Israel's critics of inciting violence against Jews-conceded that it is, in fact, Israel's intention "to starve the population, to reoccupy much of the Gaza strip and level much of the rest of it, to force a million innocent human beings to leave or die." He wrote that "the Netanyahu regime has made me, and liberal Zionists like me, look like the worst thing any Israeli can call another: a freier. A sucker. A fool."
August 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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An art group at the farmers market was selling AI-generated images as prints and then the Walters was selling t-shirts with AI-generated images on them in their gift shop
Ben Affleck very tiredly smoking a cigarette on a balcony
August 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Received this ~suggestion~ in my inbox today and this is a hate crime actually
Jews for Jesus, 3.9 stars [employer rating] Director of Church Partnerships Remote $100k-$130k (Employer est.) Easy Apply
August 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Found this in my bag earlier. Probably very little left on it but still. Missed opportunities ;-;
A plastic gift card for Joe Squared, a defunct pizza place in Baltimore
July 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Celestine Licks My Head for Two and a Half Minutes
July 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Lol. Lmao.
NYT Mini for July 12, 2025. 7 across clue is "Left-leaning social media site." Answer is "Bluesky" (Note: I do not use the official NYT puzzle app for these, fuck the NYT)
July 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Parking Lot being a little angel last night
A dilute tortie cat curled up with her front legs stretched out. Her eyes are closed and she looks very cozy and content
June 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Peak Baltimore moment at Pride
June 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM