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Double Mustache
@benderatl.bsky.social
Ever aspiring to new heights of manhood via additional mustaches.

#RevolutionImminent
Honestly I hope nobody comes to America for the games. It’s too risky for foreigners here now!

And tbh: FIFA deserves low/no attendance for kissing Trumps Fat Orange Ass
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Move them to where? There are ZERO red cities large enough to host a World Cup game.

For real; he can’t move them to red cities, cuz they don’t exist in America. Maybe in Saudi Arabia…
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yeah, fuck this guy and and all the other faces being eaten by the leopards they enshrined!

Reap every evil seed you sowed, and rot in hell dipshits
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Reposted by Double Mustache
I wonder??
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If you haven’t cancelled Paramount+ yet, I don’t know what the fuck you’re waiting for!!!
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Quick, somebody throw that bitch in a boat!!!
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Of all the combs that have ever gone over; his combs over the most.
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Bruh… it’s a security camera. All businesses have them.

TMZ didn’t have a camera-sniper on the roof 😂🤡😂
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This is such a non-issue.

Barack Obama Ballroom
Joe Biden Institute of Peace

He thinks he’s creating a legacy.
Lucky for us; he’s a fucking dumbass
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
His office doesn’t have a/c? No wonder he’s so butthurt all the time
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Oh if ever there were a rogue drone operator… 🙌🏼
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
🤡
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Fucking, what culture?!?
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Nah, I’d say Whisky Pete Kegsbreath is actually tying himself to the attacks deeper with ever word from his mouth.
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Scapegoats are not innocent by definition… They are usually just less powerful at the point/time of scapegoating.
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
@sethabramson.bsky.social who is the innocent man here…? We all want Hegseth held responsible, but Admiral “follows orders” is still a bad person that needs to be prosecuted “ALSO”
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM