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Bender
@benderlives.bsky.social
Yep, that’s not my face or my name. I’m a data scientist that works in NatSec, cybersecurity and software development for a quasi-government agency. Saying the shit I say could result in repercussions…so imma stay on the down low.
And also…this dude is a war criminal so go ahead and lock him up with the rest of them.
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Only way to hurt billionaire cunts. And Russia is the final boss of billionaire cunts.
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Succinct
December 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
He would still vote for him.
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You should make that offer Disney Plus subscribers…oh, wait…Nevermind. They all left.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
You need to refuse the bailout. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps you Commie piece of shit.
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Afraid a lot of us won’t see it because we cancelled that shit in solidarity with @jimmykimmel.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
RFK Jr has the same problem. Might be caused by gargling trumps nuts.
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Only if a drone strike is involved. Take 10 of his friends with him.
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Obamacare WAS the Republican idea. That is what has them all fucked up. Obama stole their shit idea instead of actually passing health CARE instead of health INSURANCE.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Exactly. This is the only answer. Health care not health insurance. No more middlemen between you and your provider.
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
1979?
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
There is a better way. Stay tuned!!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What about the statute of limitations?
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sounds like the rest of his companies. Delivered barely nothing.
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
When has attacking an oil producer made prices go down? Fucking incompetent cunt. The new Nuremberg movie could not come at a better time.
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“When we fight…we win!” Doesn’t win. Vanishes for 8 months to write a book instead of fighting back. Never calls for any audits even after being begged to fight and shown irregularities.
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Disbar
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
She can prove herself outside of Congress first. If she is what you say that won’t be a problem. Narrator: she isn’t.
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM