Martin Edelweiss
@beneluxist.bsky.social
Closeted dudes asking AI how to be gay
December 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Closeted dudes asking AI how to be gay
There’s open carry at the Kroger
December 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
There’s open carry at the Kroger
They’re probably paying some grifter who pitched themselves or is the nephew of some cretin in their orbit, so I’m sure there’s just a blank check for whoever will go the furthest.
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
They’re probably paying some grifter who pitched themselves or is the nephew of some cretin in their orbit, so I’m sure there’s just a blank check for whoever will go the furthest.
I think he will just whip out his abs and it will be really cool and funny. I love that guy, he’s doing an amazing job. She’s a joke and should have cancelled this appointment.
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I think he will just whip out his abs and it will be really cool and funny. I love that guy, he’s doing an amazing job. She’s a joke and should have cancelled this appointment.
I love the Adam Friedland jostle and respect The Bulwark but did they really have to play along with this media trifle?? They could have just said no
December 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I love the Adam Friedland jostle and respect The Bulwark but did they really have to play along with this media trifle?? They could have just said no
I said something to someone about how I feel like the depression younger people feel is probably darker because they don’t have memories of better times. Im trying to go out of my way to be warm and outgoing to strangers because things really are bleak right now.
December 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I said something to someone about how I feel like the depression younger people feel is probably darker because they don’t have memories of better times. Im trying to go out of my way to be warm and outgoing to strangers because things really are bleak right now.
Yeah, walking around it feels like a whole different world.
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Yeah, walking around it feels like a whole different world.
If Rax Levon Honkers is having trouble getting laid this economy is fucked
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If Rax Levon Honkers is having trouble getting laid this economy is fucked
(A riff on Beat Bobby Flay)
December 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
(A riff on Beat Bobby Flay)
Beat Rocco Ciccarelli
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Beat Rocco Ciccarelli
I think this economy is a failure as I have no outlet for my harmless kinks
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I think this economy is a failure as I have no outlet for my harmless kinks
I subscribe to the Beaudrillard theory that 9/11 was an attack on the gross inhumanity that the US was waging on the rest of the world…this is just as bad, if not worse. We are inviting retaliation for our abject cruelty
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I subscribe to the Beaudrillard theory that 9/11 was an attack on the gross inhumanity that the US was waging on the rest of the world…this is just as bad, if not worse. We are inviting retaliation for our abject cruelty
We need an intervention. The Hague needs to set up a satellite court here in the US. I will donate a room in my apartment. This is fucked up.
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
We need an intervention. The Hague needs to set up a satellite court here in the US. I will donate a room in my apartment. This is fucked up.
These people don’t realize that they are infantalizing themselves. My engagements with these people are so baffling and frustrating. They feel like because they are paying to be incapable we need to coddle them
December 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
These people don’t realize that they are infantalizing themselves. My engagements with these people are so baffling and frustrating. They feel like because they are paying to be incapable we need to coddle them
The last movie I saw in Nashville’s Art Deco cinema, and the experience stuck with me…too young to understand the Cold War, but solid filmmaking. Your taste is divine.
December 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The last movie I saw in Nashville’s Art Deco cinema, and the experience stuck with me…too young to understand the Cold War, but solid filmmaking. Your taste is divine.
Ironic because of the nature of their namesake animal
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ironic because of the nature of their namesake animal
Very overwhelming PR push…I talked to a friend about being assailed by Geese.
December 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Very overwhelming PR push…I talked to a friend about being assailed by Geese.
I have to watch Cubs baseball games and use the fan site for that team open in separate browsers because there is so much spam on the fan site
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I have to watch Cubs baseball games and use the fan site for that team open in separate browsers because there is so much spam on the fan site
They’re talking about a he biggest sissy we’ve ever had as president, right?
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
They’re talking about a he biggest sissy we’ve ever had as president, right?
I remember hearing about Israel treating Gaza like a shooting gallery in 2008 and knowing I couldn’t say anything about how fucked up it made me because I was a new hire, and nothing changing for decades
December 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I remember hearing about Israel treating Gaza like a shooting gallery in 2008 and knowing I couldn’t say anything about how fucked up it made me because I was a new hire, and nothing changing for decades
🎶 you are not alone 🎵
December 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
🎶 you are not alone 🎵
Hearing that in the Rob Brydon Michael Caine cadence??!
December 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hearing that in the Rob Brydon Michael Caine cadence??!
It makes sense…daddy’s go-to was Cohn, but if I wanted advice about how to find success with women (granted, our definition of success is vastly different) I would ask normal women, not sex perverts.
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It makes sense…daddy’s go-to was Cohn, but if I wanted advice about how to find success with women (granted, our definition of success is vastly different) I would ask normal women, not sex perverts.
Why wouldn’t she use an extremely sharp knife to make uniform portions, as I would?
I literally treat myself to a $5 bagel with cream cheese from the local coffee shop every weekend and top it with smoked salmon and micro sliced tomato/onion/cucumber and then chop it with a knife into quarters
I literally treat myself to a $5 bagel with cream cheese from the local coffee shop every weekend and top it with smoked salmon and micro sliced tomato/onion/cucumber and then chop it with a knife into quarters
December 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Why wouldn’t she use an extremely sharp knife to make uniform portions, as I would?
I literally treat myself to a $5 bagel with cream cheese from the local coffee shop every weekend and top it with smoked salmon and micro sliced tomato/onion/cucumber and then chop it with a knife into quarters
I literally treat myself to a $5 bagel with cream cheese from the local coffee shop every weekend and top it with smoked salmon and micro sliced tomato/onion/cucumber and then chop it with a knife into quarters