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Then I look forward to him leading me to a fantasy championship as my QB3 when he's in his 40s and on the Panthers or something

I mean... what if... this IS as low as unemployment claims are ever going to get? [Extremely derogatory]

I'm resisting the urge

It was right there

Drag them

FIFA peace prize:bribe::potato:potato

MLS ended the shootout era. People decided that if soccer wasn't fun they would go back to football?

MLS proved they were a clown show league by breaking up DC United?

Brandi Chastain's winning PK scandalized the English gentry?

Anyway I'm sure it has something to do with America

I would prefer any photographer who graces us with such imagery to stay anonymous, so that they can continue their service to our nation

Be sure to drink your... Ovaltine?!?

Galloway's Iron Triangle For Men™️: signalling resource, kindness, or intellect.

It's the good old Monroe Doctrine.

"This policy, which is still in effect today, states that:
1. Other nations aren't allowed to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in our hemisphere.
2. But we are.
3. Ha-ha-ha."
-Dave Barry

I think it's about the same amount as Anthony Rendon's last contract