If you think you're doing a silly voice, you might actually be doing an impression of someone you've never heard of

If you take all the moments from your life where you apply hot sauce and cut them together, you tell a new story about your life, and it's a hot sauce commercial

Everyone ought to qualify for the Olympics once, but to qualify twice...that's just greedy

Almost everyone deserves to record one hit song, but almost no one deserves to record more than one.