I’m not really ambidextrous but I write with my left hand and do more or less everything else right-handedly (guitar playing, signing my name on tablets, and so on).

Next time you’re in the UK you must try to see him, preferably in a ruined abbey or similar. He’s a lovely man, you could probably hire him to set a spooky tone at a post-show event.

Professor Calculus would devise some code that would prevent your computer from displaying untruths and there’d be some comedy business with Haddock getting wound up because the Thompson twins couldn’t work their mobile phones.