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Ben Hebert
@benhebert.bsky.social
150 followers 65 following 290 posts
Cheesemonger, cat owner, comedian TwilightPodcast.com
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 3h
Now Cutting: Robusto

A Dutch cheese that combines Gouda and Parmesan. Aged less than a year so it has the creamy texture of a young Gouda but a fantastic nutty flavor usually found in aged Goudas. The best of both worlds. One of my favorite snacking cheeses.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 20h
I think I speak for the cheese counter dude when I say we would much rather have a nice long cheese chat with a curious customer than get back to whatever dumb work task we’re supposed to be doing.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 20h
Honestly, it’s probably just a matter of freshness. A soft cheese made in France will usually taste better in France because it didn’t have to cross the ocean.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 20h
I am a cheesemonger who has been on Jeopardy! but I have don’t have a cat I have THREE CATS
Sabrina, a very small calico cat in a cardboard box. Lala, a very sleepy calico. Blaine, a tabby that multiple people have called the largest cat they’ve ever seen.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 20h
Every day I clock in and pray that someone will want to learn about Mimolette.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 20h
My Bluesky account is about to get a lot more cheese-centric
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 20h
FUN FACT: The holes in Swiss cheese (among others) are called eyes.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 20h
Seems like it’s time for a pivot
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 21h
This was previously a strictly cats account but it may have to become a cheese account as well
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 21h
Darth I am that cheesemonger and we love it when this happens because we spend a lot of time learning cheese information that no one ever asks about but we want to share it with you all the same.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 22h
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 23h
It almost feels deliberate. Like some low-level officer who doesn’t like the order was tasked with choosing the guardsmen that would get sent so he picked the ones that look least like the Hegseth Ubermensch standard.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 1d
“We have big stars like a guy who got cut by the Browns last year and a guy who will get signed by the Browns next year.”
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 1d
He rushes in towards the center, realizes no one is blocking him, and just then sort of hangs out at the two yard line until it’s too late to be of use
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 1d
The ol stumbleruski strikes again
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 1d
Jinx
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 1d
JUST LIKE COACH DREW IT UP
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 7d
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 7d
“You’re all fat, the president is popular among firefighters, and the military you’ve spent your entire lives building sucked until I showed up. Now get out there and commit some war crimes.”
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 8d
I was recently watching some John Oliver from 2016 and he is a different person. His face and hair look the same thanks to all the bronzer but the presidential aging is hitting pretty hard everywhere else.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 9d
Thank your for the pep talk and I’m pleased to share that the cheese with the coolest name is really good. It’s called The Rattlesnake and it lives up to it.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 13d
Seattle is the only non-Astros team that could win the division and I still feel happy for. I blame Jon Bois.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 15d
He submitted his resignation in February. The Charlie Kirk stuff is completely irrelevant. This article isn’t totally on the up and up.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 16d
I think it’s a consequence of Republicans crying wolf for like 20 years. They said Obama was going to run for a third term even though he was clearly over politics. It wasn’t true then so they can shrug it off as “both sides” when Dems try to talk Trump 2028 hats being worn in the Oval Office.
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Ben Hebert @benhebert.bsky.social · 17d
Do you think Trump won in 2016 because Republicans won over Obama voters with grace and empathy?
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