Benis
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The stage fright of going back to your seat from the airplane bathroom
January 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
The stage fright of going back to your seat from the airplane bathroom
The state of the American “conservative” movement
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The state of the American “conservative” movement
Attractive flight attendants is the biggest recession indicator I can think of
December 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Attractive flight attendants is the biggest recession indicator I can think of
I don’t want to hear Republicans talk about their “historic” landslide or “mandate of heaven” ever again
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I don’t want to hear Republicans talk about their “historic” landslide or “mandate of heaven” ever again
Sex and the City is anime for women
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sex and the City is anime for women
I love how JD Vance is just Dick Cheney with a lame millennial reskin
July 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I love how JD Vance is just Dick Cheney with a lame millennial reskin
If you’re A-List preferred, and I’m A-List preferred, then who’s flying the plane 😳😳
June 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If you’re A-List preferred, and I’m A-List preferred, then who’s flying the plane 😳😳
Seriously, at what point do actual conservatives step back and realize that there is nothing “conservative” about MAGA?
June 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Seriously, at what point do actual conservatives step back and realize that there is nothing “conservative” about MAGA?
108F forecasted tomorrow at the time of the protests…
June 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
108F forecasted tomorrow at the time of the protests…
Waving a Mexican flag at a protest against the government that believes Mexicans are invading the country is doing more for the government, than it is for your cause. Might I suggest:
June 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Waving a Mexican flag at a protest against the government that believes Mexicans are invading the country is doing more for the government, than it is for your cause. Might I suggest:
Dumbest kid in my “advanced” program in middle school posted a gifted kid to adult burn out pipeline meme on his Facebook story
June 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Dumbest kid in my “advanced” program in middle school posted a gifted kid to adult burn out pipeline meme on his Facebook story
Guy next to me at this hotel bar is loudly sucking his fingers between every bite of his chicken wings. He’s balding.
May 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Guy next to me at this hotel bar is loudly sucking his fingers between every bite of his chicken wings. He’s balding.
- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka
March 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka
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