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I was standing in front of a lovely antique store on the UES, just peering in the window. The man standing next to me pushed his aviator sunglasses down his nose to get a better look at a totchke.
Reader, there was no mistaking those blue eyes. I nodded, he nodded.
Reader, there was no mistaking those blue eyes. I nodded, he nodded.
January 26, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I was standing in front of a lovely antique store on the UES, just peering in the window. The man standing next to me pushed his aviator sunglasses down his nose to get a better look at a totchke.
Reader, there was no mistaking those blue eyes. I nodded, he nodded.
Reader, there was no mistaking those blue eyes. I nodded, he nodded.
You break, you buy
January 23, 2026 at 6:34 PM
You break, you buy
Did they not give him the bathroom key and he peed himself?
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Did they not give him the bathroom key and he peed himself?
It’s not very mature of me, but EEEEEW.
January 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
It’s not very mature of me, but EEEEEW.
Please! I haven’t had my coffee yet!
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Please! I haven’t had my coffee yet!
Give him a lolly.
January 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Give him a lolly.
Reposted
Guess who will have their very own Nobel Peace Prize for all time.
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Guess who will have their very own Nobel Peace Prize for all time.
Did they have a minyan?
December 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Did they have a minyan?
Went to see “Don’t Look Now” on a date and ended up jumping at a scary part and ending up on the guy’s lap.
December 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Went to see “Don’t Look Now” on a date and ended up jumping at a scary part and ending up on the guy’s lap.
Are we sure this isn’t SNL cold open????
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Are we sure this isn’t SNL cold open????
No wonder that Rubio always looks shell shocked.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
No wonder that Rubio always looks shell shocked.
You are a hero, Captain. He is not.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
You are a hero, Captain. He is not.
It’s over, Phillip.
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It’s over, Phillip.
Mom? Can you pick me up early
from prom? I’m not having a good time.
from prom? I’m not having a good time.
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Mom? Can you pick me up early
from prom? I’m not having a good time.
from prom? I’m not having a good time.
So damn embarrassing
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
So damn embarrassing