MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson
@benjaminpaul.bsky.social
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A terrifying collection of words and phrases that would give any employer pause.
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WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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And - folks - they’re right to do it.
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They call me Mr. Stung-Four-Times-By-Yellow-Jackets-Every-Time-He-Mows-The-Lawn
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Trump at a 9/11 commemoration
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Truly, what IS a "signature" anyway?
washingtonpost.com
For much of his presidency, President Donald Trump has been focused on the signature of his predecessor and whether an autopen was used to affix it.

But over the course of 36 hours, attention has pivoted to Trump’s signature.
No clear answers on whether Trump signed the Epstein birthday book
Trump denies it is his, and experts say they can’t be sure. The White House welcomed a forensic analysis of the loopy D and long tail.
wapo.st
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Thanks for this! I’ve been an off and on Suede listener but I’m checking it out now!
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We’re gonna do an expedition to slay the paintress and we’re going to do it very strongly.
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There’s not much room for a Bruce Tharpe in AEW while Don Callis is there, but man…
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Personally, I think Sacha Baron Cohen running Rudy Giuliani over with a car is going a bit too far for Borat 3 marketing.
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Rudy Giuliani has found himself in the unenviable predicament of having collided with a car.
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Rudy’s come down with a case of struck by car.
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You credulous dopes. You absolute dimwits.
He's not dead.
He's simply in the middle of receiving his daily series of injections that keep him alive.
"Oh! No one has seen him today!"
Yeah! Well, he's been in the hospital receiving intensive intravenous care!
More fool you!
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We all simply know where he is. And folks, he's there.
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If everyone wanted me dead, I'd simply make it happen for them! Alas, everyone loves me and wants me alive for a very long time!
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He'd be disappointing the greater public if he didn't. He's got to give the people what they want.
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Feeling a little silly tonight so I decided to fire a Governor of the Federal Reserve 🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜