Benjamin S. Lacey
@benjaminslacey.bsky.social
Writer of short stories, essays, and poems. Dabbler in YouTube. Lover of mainstream 90s pop music.
The disrespect for Iyo, man. #Wrestlemania41
April 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The disrespect for Iyo, man. #Wrestlemania41
Dumb things humans do:
To find out if something is too hot to touch, we - just a little bit - touch it.
To find out if something is too hot to touch, we - just a little bit - touch it.
March 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dumb things humans do:
To find out if something is too hot to touch, we - just a little bit - touch it.
To find out if something is too hot to touch, we - just a little bit - touch it.
So happy about Iyo winning the belt! #RawOnNetflix
March 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
So happy about Iyo winning the belt! #RawOnNetflix
Perfectly good match fucked by a stupid finish. #JusticeForIyo #RawOnNetflix
February 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Perfectly good match fucked by a stupid finish. #JusticeForIyo #RawOnNetflix
Don't listen to them, Charlotte. You are still our Queen. #WWE #RawOnNetflix
February 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Don't listen to them, Charlotte. You are still our Queen. #WWE #RawOnNetflix
#WWE #RoyalRumble predictions:
Men's
Ironman: Jey Uso
Most eliminations: Bron Breakker
Winner: CM Punk
Women's
Ironwoman: Bianca Belair
Most eliminations: Jordynne Grace
Winner: Iyo Sky
Even if I'm wrong, this Rumble is set to be absolute money.
Men's
Ironman: Jey Uso
Most eliminations: Bron Breakker
Winner: CM Punk
Women's
Ironwoman: Bianca Belair
Most eliminations: Jordynne Grace
Winner: Iyo Sky
Even if I'm wrong, this Rumble is set to be absolute money.
February 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
#WWE #RoyalRumble predictions:
Men's
Ironman: Jey Uso
Most eliminations: Bron Breakker
Winner: CM Punk
Women's
Ironwoman: Bianca Belair
Most eliminations: Jordynne Grace
Winner: Iyo Sky
Even if I'm wrong, this Rumble is set to be absolute money.
Men's
Ironman: Jey Uso
Most eliminations: Bron Breakker
Winner: CM Punk
Women's
Ironwoman: Bianca Belair
Most eliminations: Jordynne Grace
Winner: Iyo Sky
Even if I'm wrong, this Rumble is set to be absolute money.
I think my favorite thing about #RawOnNetflix besides the presentation, which is quite pretty, is the lack of a definitive run time. It's nice to not know exactly how a main event or final segment will end just because you catch sight of the clock.
January 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I think my favorite thing about #RawOnNetflix besides the presentation, which is quite pretty, is the lack of a definitive run time. It's nice to not know exactly how a main event or final segment will end just because you catch sight of the clock.
He's doing the "I licked it, it's mine now" thing, only it's with entire governments and countries.
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
He's doing the "I licked it, it's mine now" thing, only it's with entire governments and countries.
Thank you live #RawOnNetflix audience members for handling Hogan appropriately. Every one of those boos were earned, and you came through strong. 😆
January 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Thank you live #RawOnNetflix audience members for handling Hogan appropriately. Every one of those boos were earned, and you came through strong. 😆
Well, Topanga is there. #RawOnNetflix is officially a success. 😍😁
January 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Well, Topanga is there. #RawOnNetflix is officially a success. 😍😁
Hear me out, Dolly. In his defense, Jolene is a redhead, so...
January 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Hear me out, Dolly. In his defense, Jolene is a redhead, so...
Celebrate the hell out of this New Year's Eve, folks, because it's all downhill after this.
December 31, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Celebrate the hell out of this New Year's Eve, folks, because it's all downhill after this.
Celebrity "success" stories always seem to leave out a detail or two...
Celebrity "Success" Story
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December 30, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Celebrity "success" stories always seem to leave out a detail or two...
Whelp, I did it. I fucked around and asked her on a straight tequila night.
December 28, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Whelp, I did it. I fucked around and asked her on a straight tequila night.
"I'll be home for Christmas. You can count on me...
...I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams."
Well those aren't really the same sentiments, are they?
...I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams."
Well those aren't really the same sentiments, are they?
December 19, 2024 at 9:34 PM
"I'll be home for Christmas. You can count on me...
...I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams."
Well those aren't really the same sentiments, are they?
...I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams."
Well those aren't really the same sentiments, are they?
So Rudolph's reward for being relentlessly bullied was to be put to work? Man, Santa's a dick.
December 18, 2024 at 10:10 PM
So Rudolph's reward for being relentlessly bullied was to be put to work? Man, Santa's a dick.
New wrestling fans be like...
New wrestling fans be like...
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December 14, 2024 at 3:30 PM
New wrestling fans be like...
The Greatest Book Review: The Bible
YouTube video by PopNothing
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December 10, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Fragrance ads are so weird. They're all like, "Isn't this celebrity attractive? Buy our shit."
December 10, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Fragrance ads are so weird. They're all like, "Isn't this celebrity attractive? Buy our shit."
My wealth goal? To be able to afford to start every fire by chucking an entire, perfectly functional Zippo into the accelerant.
December 9, 2024 at 9:45 PM
My wealth goal? To be able to afford to start every fire by chucking an entire, perfectly functional Zippo into the accelerant.
Been writing poetry lately, though I wouldn't necessarily call myself a poet. It has, however, been cathartic, and it seems to scratch a certain creative itch.
December 6, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Been writing poetry lately, though I wouldn't necessarily call myself a poet. It has, however, been cathartic, and it seems to scratch a certain creative itch.
I see your "All I Want for Christmas is You" and raise you 22,845 versions of the abomination that is "Last Christmas", most of which get played about every 6 minutes on the radio.
December 5, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I see your "All I Want for Christmas is You" and raise you 22,845 versions of the abomination that is "Last Christmas", most of which get played about every 6 minutes on the radio.
CEO of company...any company... literally ANY company: "Okay, the new product is ready. We just need a spokesperson."
*Cloud of weed smoke instantly appears in the room. Snoop emerges* "Let's sell some shit, homies."
*Cloud of weed smoke instantly appears in the room. Snoop emerges* "Let's sell some shit, homies."
December 5, 2024 at 12:06 AM
CEO of company...any company... literally ANY company: "Okay, the new product is ready. We just need a spokesperson."
*Cloud of weed smoke instantly appears in the room. Snoop emerges* "Let's sell some shit, homies."
*Cloud of weed smoke instantly appears in the room. Snoop emerges* "Let's sell some shit, homies."
"1, ah ah ah ah. 2, ah ah ah ah. 3 ah ..."
It wasn't long before the other members of the Ska band knew that The Count was a poor choice for singer.
It wasn't long before the other members of the Ska band knew that The Count was a poor choice for singer.
November 24, 2024 at 9:36 AM
"1, ah ah ah ah. 2, ah ah ah ah. 3 ah ..."
It wasn't long before the other members of the Ska band knew that The Count was a poor choice for singer.
It wasn't long before the other members of the Ska band knew that The Count was a poor choice for singer.