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Benji2049

@benji2049.bsky.social

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Just some middle-aged guy making middle-aged noises. He/Him. Married. Saucy Narrator. Smut Writer. NSFW Content Creator. Voice Artist. MDNI.

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · Aug 25

Episode 33 of my podcast is now live! I join @wkdfaerie.bsky.social for the final installment of "The A-Z of Kink."

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · 7d

Jane Goodall was a beautiful human being who believed wholeheartedly in the power of knowledge, empathy, and conservation. She made it her life’s mission to make the world a better place, and I know of few who were so tireless or optimistic in the pursuit of that goal.

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JUST IN: Jane Goodall, primatologist who transformed our understanding of the lives of apes, has died, according to an announcement from the Jane Goodall Institute.

Jane Goodall, legendary primatologist, has died at age 91

Jane Goodall, primatologist who transformed our understanding of the lives of apes, has died, according to an announcement from the Jane Goodall Institute.

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · 16d

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow #macbeth #shakespeare #death #monologue

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Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow #macbeth #shakespeare #tomorrow #monologue #death

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · 18d

I’m sorry to all you adorable #goths out there, but I’ve never been able to get into #CorpseBride. The animation is beautiful, but it’s such a nothing story. The pacing is ponderous, the plot is poor, and the direction is indistinct. In other words, it’s a Tim Burton movie.

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Peli | your hyacinth girl @yourhyacinthgirl.bsky.social · 19d

New Story Out!

CW: infidelity, power imbalance

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“I'm fairly certain it says my advising hours are Tuesdays…”

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Wkdfaerie @wkdfaerie.bsky.social · 21d

The next episode of Get In My Pants is in the planning! Recorded live on the GIME Discord server, submit your questions and come and listen to us answer them live this weekend Sunday 10pmEST/7pmPST. Click on the link below to submit @benji2049.bsky.social docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

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DJMac1031 - LE Author @djmac1031.bsky.social · 20d

If I never write another story, I'll always consider this my crowning achievement.

I'm eternally grateful to @residentmadam.bsky.social and @benji2049.bsky.social for the hard work & talented performances that brought my devilish little tale to glorious life.

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Cozbi: Rise Of The She-Demon - Audio - Literotica.com

After an injustice, Cozbi is reborn as a spirit of vengeance.

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · 28d

He’s so noble. And so tall. And so emotionally unavailable. #romantasy #spicybooktok #fantasymcproblems #silly

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He’s so noble. And so tall. And so emotionally unavailable. #romantasy #fantasymcproblems #silly

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · Sep 8

Episode 34 of my podcast is now live. Today, I have the honor of sharing @prettylynne23.bsky.social’s “Dreaming of You." This is a beautiful narrative about grief and a passion deferred. I play a small role as the narrator’s deceased husband, who visits her in her dreams.

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · Sep 8

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The voice is willing but the gut is loud #voiceacting #loudstomach #tummyrumbles

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · Sep 5

Lusten to my new interview with @wkdaudios on her #GetInMyEars series. We chat about writing, smut, and navigating this spicy corner of the internet.

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[Mature Content] From the GetInMyEars community on Reddit: Get In My Ears with Benji2049 2025

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Wkdfaerie @wkdfaerie.bsky.social · Sep 5

What time is it? It's Benji time again! Come listen as we catch up on his journey over the past 18 months.

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · Sep 5

I’ve certainly dealt with a lot of both 😅

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · Sep 4

Today has been so weird.

ON TIKTOK: Quinn! Hire this man! He's so sexy, so put that sex in our ears!

AT HOME: DAAAAAD! WHERE ARE YOU? I POOOOOOPED!

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · Sep 2

My experience was that this was equally true of women, with the addition that they were all ridiculously well traveled. I thought I’d seen the world, but apparently every woman between 18 and 45 has been to every major landmark in the northern hemisphere.

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · Sep 1

Dear Satan…

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This #heatwave in California is hellish

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · Aug 31

This morning, I DM'd an impromptu D&D game for my 4- and 6-year-old involving Neverwinter, cupcake soldiers, and a lot of Monopoly money. Afterwards, the big one went upstairs to read old Silver Surfer comics while I watched Gremlins 2 with the little one. Not a bad Sunday.

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · Aug 31

I’m not even embarrassed to admit how invested I am in Descendants 2.

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · Aug 30

I’m baffled that #AlienEarth can be so violent and yet so boring at the same time. I like the premise, the creatures, and the actors, but god almighty is this a tough sit.

Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · Aug 29

I spent an hour installing a new curtain rod and curtains. Chat, I installed them 2 inches too high. I’m… I’m going to have to do this all over again tomorrow.

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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · Aug 28

I think I saw the first episode. It was cute.