Benjie Gordon
@benjiegordon.bsky.social
Born & Raised in LA
Write about new music every week at
https://www.newreleasesnow.com/
Also did this stuff - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0330023/
Likes: Music, Horror films, Superhero shit, NBA (longtime Lakers fan through the good and bad times)
Write about new music every week at
https://www.newreleasesnow.com/
Also did this stuff - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0330023/
Likes: Music, Horror films, Superhero shit, NBA (longtime Lakers fan through the good and bad times)
Taxi Driver with a break for some Harry Reems action...
February 19, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Taxi Driver with a break for some Harry Reems action...
I'm surprised Pam Bondi had the self-control to leave Bigfoot off her bs new Epstein list of names.
February 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I'm surprised Pam Bondi had the self-control to leave Bigfoot off her bs new Epstein list of names.
As always on Friday the 13th we honor the brave photographer who was able to get a close-up photo of Jason Voorhees and live long enough to get it published in the newspaper.
February 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
As always on Friday the 13th we honor the brave photographer who was able to get a close-up photo of Jason Voorhees and live long enough to get it published in the newspaper.
So much creepy stuff to find in the Epstein Files when you start getting weird with the keywords you search.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
So much creepy stuff to find in the Epstein Files when you start getting weird with the keywords you search.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
I'm begging all you cable news reporters, stop trying to make the "Donroe Doctrine" happen.
January 21, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I'm begging all you cable news reporters, stop trying to make the "Donroe Doctrine" happen.
I gave up on the game early when the fix was in.
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I gave up on the game early when the fix was in.
If there was ever a time for the NBA to open an investigation into gambling by referees, now would be the time.
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 AM
If there was ever a time for the NBA to open an investigation into gambling by referees, now would be the time.
Nobody beats him.
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Nobody beats him.
Well this could go either way
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Well this could go either way
Normally I'm not a fan of AI art but I couldn't resist to see what this prompt made. I didn't ask for the cape or eagle.
December 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Normally I'm not a fan of AI art but I couldn't resist to see what this prompt made. I didn't ask for the cape or eagle.
Paul in 1978 getting a future vision of himself in 2025
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Paul in 1978 getting a future vision of himself in 2025
Meanwhile, in the alternate reality that is MAGA Twitter...
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Meanwhile, in the alternate reality that is MAGA Twitter...
Gross, it's like she's responding to his "poem"
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Gross, it's like she's responding to his "poem"
Way creepier than those laughing old lady heads people hung on their walls in the 70s, which is what they immediately reminded me of.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Way creepier than those laughing old lady heads people hung on their walls in the 70s, which is what they immediately reminded me of.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Uh oh, 31 mentions of "pizza"....found the real gate!
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Uh oh, 31 mentions of "pizza"....found the real gate!
Just got my first physical copy of The Onion and can't stop laughing at "Big Alive Hamburger (Chasin' Me Around)" @theonion.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just got my first physical copy of The Onion and can't stop laughing at "Big Alive Hamburger (Chasin' Me Around)" @theonion.com
We’ve even got Macho Man Randy Savage at No Kings Santa Clarita, CA
October 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We’ve even got Macho Man Randy Savage at No Kings Santa Clarita, CA