Benjy Hecht
benjyhecht.bsky.social
Benjy Hecht
@benjyhecht.bsky.social
It's got good music.
January 22, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Maybe if ChatGPT didn't constantly advise throwing fades near the goal line ...
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Aging
January 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Well, around 40% of the GOP believes in conspiracy theories. And the rest of us are in on it.
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"We'd like to give the Peace Prize to this Tomahawk missile that destroyed cocaine boat this September."
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"I bribe you,
You bribe me,
We're a corrupt family."
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Wrex.
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Whatchu wanna bet Shazam is using ML? Cause that would be pretty helpful.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
For added context:
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
BC had built up such a large cushion that Saskatchewan couldn't catch up, even after two straight wins to end the year.
Montreal dipped below Calgary, meaning all three Western Playoff teams had higher Elo ratings than the highest Eastern team.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
49 minutes. That's how long it took to kick off.
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If this were in Montreal instead of a neutral site, Montreal would be favored, probably by more than Sask is right now.
Neutral sites are annoying, because they mess with the formula used for every single other game.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I think spooky is the right adjective. Like Halloween, the holiday; not Halloween, the movie.
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM