Hilarious.

The ol' ECW Fan Cam for the win.

This is going to be a game of Whack-a-Mole for the next few days, isn't it?

Textbook sweet science.

I feel good as we face down whatever potential Armageddon is/is not addressed in The Book.

Flavorless, but good.

May I then recommend FRUIT STRIPE because its exposure to air removes its flavor and it is therefore no great loss. As flavor goes, FRUIT STRIPE is where it goes to die. Perhaps use of flavorless FRUIT STRIPE would create the type of vacuum that entirely neutralizes hazardous materials.

Perhaps.

Can this gum be used to reduce/remove the threat of hazardous materials per The Book?

Have they been provided the proper rune stones in case of emergency?

This sounds like potentially Hidden Esoteric Knowledge -- is The Safety Data Sheet available to all mere mortals? Or just The Chosen?

Sir, what can you tell me about hazardous materials?

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