I feel like my career in logistics could easily be turned into a Heated Rivalry-esque gay smut novel.
“Tracking Packages”, “I’m Shipping Us”, they basically write themselves!
“Tracking Packages”, “I’m Shipping Us”, they basically write themselves!
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I feel like my career in logistics could easily be turned into a Heated Rivalry-esque gay smut novel.
“Tracking Packages”, “I’m Shipping Us”, they basically write themselves!
“Tracking Packages”, “I’m Shipping Us”, they basically write themselves!
Finally checking work emails after the holiday break feels like getting texts from an abusive parter.
“WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?!”
“WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME 🤬”
“WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?!”
“WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME 🤬”
January 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Finally checking work emails after the holiday break feels like getting texts from an abusive parter.
“WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?!”
“WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME 🤬”
“WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?!”
“WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME 🤬”
Finally got to see MARTY SUPREME last night.
Gonna have to agree with Joyce Carol Oates on this one, unfortunately 🫤
Gonna have to agree with Joyce Carol Oates on this one, unfortunately 🫤
January 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Finally got to see MARTY SUPREME last night.
Gonna have to agree with Joyce Carol Oates on this one, unfortunately 🫤
Gonna have to agree with Joyce Carol Oates on this one, unfortunately 🫤
Reposted by Benny
Let’s all be more Anti-AI in 2026
January 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Let’s all be more Anti-AI in 2026
Starting the day off right by winning a free pizza from my local bakery. I’m deciding to take this as a god omen for 2026 🍕
January 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Starting the day off right by winning a free pizza from my local bakery. I’m deciding to take this as a god omen for 2026 🍕
September 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Life is full of horrors but then I remember that I sometimes get to work here 🥲🍿
September 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Life is full of horrors but then I remember that I sometimes get to work here 🥲🍿
Unfortunate moment for Batman, to be sure, but I would pay a chiropractor to do this to me, ngl.
September 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Unfortunate moment for Batman, to be sure, but I would pay a chiropractor to do this to me, ngl.
Grindr ads exist to enforce gay abstinence, is2g
There is no man on Earth worth constantly closing and reopening this goddam app for!!
There is no man on Earth worth constantly closing and reopening this goddam app for!!
September 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Grindr ads exist to enforce gay abstinence, is2g
There is no man on Earth worth constantly closing and reopening this goddam app for!!
There is no man on Earth worth constantly closing and reopening this goddam app for!!
Weapons was the second time I’ve seen a horror movie in theaters where a majority of the crowd staring booing and jeering at the end…
…but I enjoyed it immensely 😌
…but I enjoyed it immensely 😌
August 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Weapons was the second time I’ve seen a horror movie in theaters where a majority of the crowd staring booing and jeering at the end…
…but I enjoyed it immensely 😌
…but I enjoyed it immensely 😌
Finally decided to watch Blow Out after seeing this image posted hundreds of times.
Pretty good, imo!
Pretty good, imo!
July 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Finally decided to watch Blow Out after seeing this image posted hundreds of times.
Pretty good, imo!
Pretty good, imo!
Saw Superman. 5/10. No reason for a movie with this budget + resources to look THIS bad.
July 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Saw Superman. 5/10. No reason for a movie with this budget + resources to look THIS bad.
He couldn’t wait for 5pm, he needed a drink NOW 🍹
June 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
He couldn’t wait for 5pm, he needed a drink NOW 🍹
Trying to make a 10 best list was cracking my brain like an egg, so here are my 10 favorites of the last 25 years.
In no particular order...
In no particular order...
June 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Trying to make a 10 best list was cracking my brain like an egg, so here are my 10 favorites of the last 25 years.
In no particular order...
In no particular order...
Truly, no one is doing it like Marvel (derogatory).
Marvel teases Gwen Stacy will return from the dead
#MarvelComics #teaser #GwenStacy #SpiderMan
Get the scoop here:
#MarvelComics #teaser #GwenStacy #SpiderMan
Get the scoop here:
Marvel teases Gwen Stacy will return from the dead • AIPT
Will Gwen Stacy return to Marvel Comics...from the dead?!
aiptcomics.com
February 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Truly, no one is doing it like Marvel (derogatory).
I do this every morning, who cares?
January 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I do this every morning, who cares?
The decision to stretch Defying Gravity into a 15 minute action sequence is so baffling and ruins both the song and the momentum of the end of the movie.
Other than that, I liked it 🤷♂️
Other than that, I liked it 🤷♂️
I think I’m officially the last gay man to see Wicked, where’s my prize?
a woman in a pink dress is standing next to a green witch
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is standing next to a green witch
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2024 at 2:51 PM
The decision to stretch Defying Gravity into a 15 minute action sequence is so baffling and ruins both the song and the momentum of the end of the movie.
Other than that, I liked it 🤷♂️
Other than that, I liked it 🤷♂️
I think I’m officially the last gay man to see Wicked, where’s my prize?
a woman in a pink dress is standing next to a green witch
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is standing next to a green witch
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2024 at 2:42 PM
I think I’m officially the last gay man to see Wicked, where’s my prize?
Puppy trainer said “we took such a nice graduation photo of Rupert for our socials ❤️”
The photo:
The photo:
November 28, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Puppy trainer said “we took such a nice graduation photo of Rupert for our socials ❤️”
The photo:
The photo:
Certainly not the first person to comment on this, but Scarecrow is just randomly packing heat on the way to kill the witch??
Result of a cut prior scene, I’m guessing. Still funny.
Result of a cut prior scene, I’m guessing. Still funny.
November 24, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Certainly not the first person to comment on this, but Scarecrow is just randomly packing heat on the way to kill the witch??
Result of a cut prior scene, I’m guessing. Still funny.
Result of a cut prior scene, I’m guessing. Still funny.
NW for the first time since I was 5:
November 23, 2024 at 11:12 PM
NW for the first time since I was 5:
My mom is practically vibrating with excitement to see Wicked (the movie) despite having seen Wicked (the show) twice and dozing off BOTH TIMES.
November 20, 2024 at 2:52 PM
My mom is practically vibrating with excitement to see Wicked (the movie) despite having seen Wicked (the show) twice and dozing off BOTH TIMES.
Thankful that it's finally Oscar season 🙏
I deserve some good fucking movies.
I deserve some good fucking movies.
November 13, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Thankful that it's finally Oscar season 🙏
I deserve some good fucking movies.
I deserve some good fucking movies.
Took this good boy for a walk to take my mind off of…everything going on.
Fresh air helps!
Fresh air helps!
November 7, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Took this good boy for a walk to take my mind off of…everything going on.
Fresh air helps!
Fresh air helps!