6. On a much lighter note, you're going to be seeing the Whose Live boys far more than you could even imagine in the future, and traveling to a lot of new places to watch them perform.

7. Politically, the future is going to be a complete train wreck. There's no avoiding it, sadly.

You'll eventually be diagnosed with type 2 if you continue that path. Hell, you might already have it.

4. There's going to be a worldwide pandemic in 2020. Yes, for real. Take all precautions and maybe you'll not get infected in the thick of it.

5. Your first ex will pass in summer of 2020.

Cut her off now, she literally does not care about how hurt you are.

2. Start looking for a better job now so you'll have something to fall back on. Walmart will only get worse from here.

3. Should you do lose your job in the future, try not to take solace in so many soft drinks...

Less than two hours later, and I already have two matches. That never happens.

Hopefully it will pass soon. Any colds I get last less than a week at my age.