benNpaul
@bennpaul.bsky.social
Guess who made the naughty list again!!!! 😜😝
December 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Guess who made the naughty list again!!!! 😜😝
my floor suddenly feels so dirty ;)
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
my floor suddenly feels so dirty ;)
👅👅👅 Licky Ricky likey!!! 👅👅👅
October 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
👅👅👅 Licky Ricky likey!!! 👅👅👅
What I recall is usually the other way around…..BATTER on MY wood!! 😉
Foster Farms corn dogs recalled after wood was found in batter
At least five people reported injuries after consumption of the recalled products produced by California-based Foster Poultry Farms, LLC.
www.cbsnews.com
October 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What I recall is usually the other way around…..BATTER on MY wood!! 😉
😉 pets welcome here!!!! 👅
October 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
😉 pets welcome here!!!! 👅
Drag this wagon to Corner 14 right now!!
September 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Drag this wagon to Corner 14 right now!!
Boys will be grills --- weenie roast at Toot’s place!!!
July 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Boys will be grills --- weenie roast at Toot’s place!!!
Boo thang every single time I put on my uniform. Now y’all know why I wear it so often!!! 😂
June 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Boo thang every single time I put on my uniform. Now y’all know why I wear it so often!!! 😂
Pickles AND Bangers!!! Any surprise why I’m Portland’s most enthusiastic athletic supporter so to speak?
May 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Pickles AND Bangers!!! Any surprise why I’m Portland’s most enthusiastic athletic supporter so to speak?
I prefer rump on mine. 😉
‘RUMP’: Customers upset with missing ‘T’ in Trump-branded watch that cost $640
A man in Rhode Island bought his wife a Donald Trump-branded watch as a gift, but what they got was a “Rump” watch due to an unfortunate typo on the watch face.
www.kptv.com
May 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I prefer rump on mine. 😉
Commissioner Minnelli always gets my vote!!!
May 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Commissioner Minnelli always gets my vote!!!
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong!!!
To the place I belong!!!
May 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong!!!
To the place I belong!!!
🐷 That’ll do, pig. That’ll do. 🐽
April 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
🐷 That’ll do, pig. That’ll do. 🐽
I call tonight's meeting to order
April 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I call tonight's meeting to order
Met my boo thang curlytop at Darcelle’s backstage oh sooo many years ago between sets. Last chance to catch this amazing performance at Triangle. A must see show! www.trianglepro.org
April 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Met my boo thang curlytop at Darcelle’s backstage oh sooo many years ago between sets. Last chance to catch this amazing performance at Triangle. A must see show! www.trianglepro.org
Happy Easter, peeps. Hope Mr Cottontail put out for y’all.
April 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Happy Easter, peeps. Hope Mr Cottontail put out for y’all.
As for me and my haus - we will serve the woke
April 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
As for me and my haus - we will serve the woke
Everybody will be hearing from me tonight.
April 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Everybody will be hearing from me tonight.
I am tickled pink that every candidate in my local school board election is supportive of queer kids. The only interest my maga-t neighbors ever show is stealing funds from public schools for their BS school “choice” voucher grift. THEY are exactly why America ends up with A.1. all over its face.
April 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I am tickled pink that every candidate in my local school board election is supportive of queer kids. The only interest my maga-t neighbors ever show is stealing funds from public schools for their BS school “choice” voucher grift. THEY are exactly why America ends up with A.1. all over its face.
This used to be Mr. Mister, but not anymore, Sisters!
April 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This used to be Mr. Mister, but not anymore, Sisters!
Doing everything in my official 🪄 powers to get a Wienerschnitzel in my town center. If you're a weenie connoisseur and blessed enough to have a "World’s Most Wanted Wiener" nearby, here’s their April coupon just for $1 pup gorgers like me. Big W is the ONLY red party hat I slip on my head anymore.
April 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Doing everything in my official 🪄 powers to get a Wienerschnitzel in my town center. If you're a weenie connoisseur and blessed enough to have a "World’s Most Wanted Wiener" nearby, here’s their April coupon just for $1 pup gorgers like me. Big W is the ONLY red party hat I slip on my head anymore.
Oh, I remind Mr. Mister every chance 👁️ get.
April 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Oh, I remind Mr. Mister every chance 👁️ get.