Benjamin Berkhout
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Benjamin Berkhout
@bennycoolshoes.bsky.social
Professional Bozo
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I run on energy created by the laughs of the joyous
I wish my 3am texts to you were out of love or yearning instead of paranoia and deep psychological terror
April 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Take nothing for granted and use all of the bits when you give thanks to the animal
March 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Show me a spider with 7 legs I'll give it 6 because I ate one
March 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Come to my house if you wanna see a real life lion
March 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I went on a date recently and the other person called me “sexless & devoid of joy”
March 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I run on energy created by the laughs of the joyous
January 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
January 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Toucan Sam got a restraining order against me and I am NOT getting it appealed
January 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Spongebob, like a true sigma, desires complete autonomy
January 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
This dog with no teeth is all bark and no bite
January 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Microplastics are proof that it’s less about size and more about how you use it
January 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Can’t have haters; I’m just a little guy
January 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM