We should start betting on when Trump will be found wandering nude on the south lawn.

It's like me when I try to put on old pants.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

Don't forget updates about sharks and boat batteries.

Time magazine should make it its next cover.

He's annoyed that nobody is paying attention to him.

Yeah getting an indictment is easy, getting a conviction is something else. I hope the officer doesn't have permanent disabilities from the sandwich throw /s