Ben Reed
@benreedd.bsky.social
Retro fighting game player constantly distracted by RPGs and old anime. Very occasionally I put pixels on top of each other and export to .png.
Rudolf, how many wives are you up to now? Poor Teio's gonna go broke buying them all "#1 Stepmom" mugs.
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Rudolf, how many wives are you up to now? Poor Teio's gonna go broke buying them all "#1 Stepmom" mugs.
So if Rudolf is still going forward with making Genosha for Umamusume, I guess Brian's job will be hunting in the Savage Land for dinosaur meat as a food supply. She'll have to supply her own leopard-print loincloth, but given this is Brian, she probably has multiple. Hand-made, even.
December 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
So if Rudolf is still going forward with making Genosha for Umamusume, I guess Brian's job will be hunting in the Savage Land for dinosaur meat as a food supply. She'll have to supply her own leopard-print loincloth, but given this is Brian, she probably has multiple. Hand-made, even.
"We had students abroad in Seoul who reported they could hear Air Groove's screams."
December 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
"We had students abroad in Seoul who reported they could hear Air Groove's screams."
*points to BIjin and Gold City* "Awesome lesbian couple."
*points to Curren* "Evil and...well, she's not really intimidating. But you know what I mean."
*points to Curren* "Evil and...well, she's not really intimidating. But you know what I mean."
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
*points to BIjin and Gold City* "Awesome lesbian couple."
*points to Curren* "Evil and...well, she's not really intimidating. But you know what I mean."
*points to Curren* "Evil and...well, she's not really intimidating. But you know what I mean."
Rudolf, you need to be careful with this talk. I don't think this is just a sex thing like with Maruzensky at the Arima Kinen. Brian might ACTUALLY kill you if she gets too into it. You can't die here. Think about your son!
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Rudolf, you need to be careful with this talk. I don't think this is just a sex thing like with Maruzensky at the Arima Kinen. Brian might ACTUALLY kill you if she gets too into it. You can't die here. Think about your son!
Brian, I'm glad you've found your enthusiasm, but I'm increasingly uncertain as to whether we should let you shoot with real arrows. You get a little...carnivorous when you're feeling particularly competitive.
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Brian, I'm glad you've found your enthusiasm, but I'm increasingly uncertain as to whether we should let you shoot with real arrows. You get a little...carnivorous when you're feeling particularly competitive.
Shinko Windy: "Hell yeah! That's the spirit!"
Brian: "Shut up and don't talk to me."
Tamamo Gimlet: "I admire your destructive aesthetic."
Brian: "First off, your bit is FENCES. Second, you have a fucking PROBLEM."
Brian: "Shut up and don't talk to me."
Tamamo Gimlet: "I admire your destructive aesthetic."
Brian: "First off, your bit is FENCES. Second, you have a fucking PROBLEM."
December 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Shinko Windy: "Hell yeah! That's the spirit!"
Brian: "Shut up and don't talk to me."
Tamamo Gimlet: "I admire your destructive aesthetic."
Brian: "First off, your bit is FENCES. Second, you have a fucking PROBLEM."
Brian: "Shut up and don't talk to me."
Tamamo Gimlet: "I admire your destructive aesthetic."
Brian: "First off, your bit is FENCES. Second, you have a fucking PROBLEM."
Air Groove: "We're still not letting you wear wolf pelts to school. We have trouble enough with Windy. And for the Goddesses' sake, will you PLEASE eat a vegetable?"
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Air Groove: "We're still not letting you wear wolf pelts to school. We have trouble enough with Windy. And for the Goddesses' sake, will you PLEASE eat a vegetable?"
yeah Bijin is gonna fuckin' DIE lmao
December 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
yeah Bijin is gonna fuckin' DIE lmao
Brian, this kind of language really isn't helping your case.
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Brian, this kind of language really isn't helping your case.
This is about meat, isn't it?
December 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is about meat, isn't it?
I always read Bijin's localized accent as Minnesotan, but she seems to be veering a bit towards Dire Maine here. My grandfather was from rural Maine, that distinctive accent resounds in my head every time I read a Stephen King book.
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I always read Bijin's localized accent as Minnesotan, but she seems to be veering a bit towards Dire Maine here. My grandfather was from rural Maine, that distinctive accent resounds in my head every time I read a Stephen King book.
Is this the bath at the ryokan? Seems a little...off-brand.
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Is this the bath at the ryokan? Seems a little...off-brand.
This might be tough. Brian doesn't exactly have a broad range of activities considered fun:
1. Race
2. Eat meat
3. Climb trees
4. Fantasize about throwing Mayano Top Gun into a dumpster
1. Race
2. Eat meat
3. Climb trees
4. Fantasize about throwing Mayano Top Gun into a dumpster
December 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This might be tough. Brian doesn't exactly have a broad range of activities considered fun:
1. Race
2. Eat meat
3. Climb trees
4. Fantasize about throwing Mayano Top Gun into a dumpster
1. Race
2. Eat meat
3. Climb trees
4. Fantasize about throwing Mayano Top Gun into a dumpster
You cut that shit out right now or I'm telling Air Groove.
December 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You cut that shit out right now or I'm telling Air Groove.
I keep forgetting about the chocolate banana stand they have at the Stock Autumn Festival background. Always money in there, y'know. But sadly I don't think those bananas are frozen.
December 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I keep forgetting about the chocolate banana stand they have at the Stock Autumn Festival background. Always money in there, y'know. But sadly I don't think those bananas are frozen.
Already we have fundamental problems with your form, Bijin. You jump and jive, you grasp that much. But then -- and this is critical -- you WAIL. The song was very clear about this.
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Already we have fundamental problems with your form, Bijin. You jump and jive, you grasp that much. But then -- and this is critical -- you WAIL. The song was very clear about this.
At long last, MLB Kitasan achieved and I haven't even hit double pity yet. Looks like pity pick's actually going to El-chan! I'm sorry for doubting you, mi amiga. Let's hit Seiun Sky with Tiger Neck Chancery together!
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
At long last, MLB Kitasan achieved and I haven't even hit double pity yet. Looks like pity pick's actually going to El-chan! I'm sorry for doubting you, mi amiga. Let's hit Seiun Sky with Tiger Neck Chancery together!
WE GOT ONE
(I need 3 more)
(I need 3 more)
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
WE GOT ONE
(I need 3 more)
(I need 3 more)
Gotdangit, Eek Dick, now is not the time!
December 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Gotdangit, Eek Dick, now is not the time!
"WRONG HORSE, FUCK" (3/??): 0LB SSR Nice Nature (a good card, but need lots more of her) and now 1LB SSR Fine Motion (still a good card, still need more of her). Surprisingly, no sign of El-chan either. Beginning to worry she told Kitasan to stay away. Lo siento, El-chan.
December 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"WRONG HORSE, FUCK" (3/??): 0LB SSR Nice Nature (a good card, but need lots more of her) and now 1LB SSR Fine Motion (still a good card, still need more of her). Surprisingly, no sign of El-chan either. Beginning to worry she told Kitasan to stay away. Lo siento, El-chan.
Believe it or not, Sweepy, I am actually glad to see you. I woulda preferred your Gold Foil fit, but SR Sweepy is still a good stat stick and she's one of the few SR Speed cards I don't have at MLB yet. Use your crap-ass magic to summon Kitasan!
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Believe it or not, Sweepy, I am actually glad to see you. I woulda preferred your Gold Foil fit, but SR Sweepy is still a good stat stick and she's one of the few SR Speed cards I don't have at MLB yet. Use your crap-ass magic to summon Kitasan!
WRONG HORSE, FUCK (1/??)
(yes the Fighting Games Horse is a good card, but I need way more of her before I can use her without borrowing)
(yes the Fighting Games Horse is a good card, but I need way more of her before I can use her without borrowing)
December 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
WRONG HORSE, FUCK (1/??)
(yes the Fighting Games Horse is a good card, but I need way more of her before I can use her without borrowing)
(yes the Fighting Games Horse is a good card, but I need way more of her before I can use her without borrowing)
Spent my paltry stash of 15 tickets and the once-per-day 50-paid-carat 1-pull. Nothing good so far. 1st 10-pull has given me another SR Windy, finally, but I need to do better than this.
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Spent my paltry stash of 15 tickets and the once-per-day 50-paid-carat 1-pull. Nothing good so far. 1st 10-pull has given me another SR Windy, finally, but I need to do better than this.