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Ben Rosen
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 2d
statler: i heard she wrote “wood” about his penis

waldorf: yeah and “cancelled!” about his playoff plans ha ha ha ha
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 4d
maybe she would respect me
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 4d
my wife’s a singer just like taylor swift. yeah she wrote “wood” and my wife wrote “twig”
rodney dangerfield
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 8d
and to our enemies: FAFO

Fiona
Apple's
Fetch the b
Olt cutters
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 12d
Hans Moleman saying I was saying earnhart files
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 12d
incredible to watch a movie in this moment about white supremacy, fascism, the surveillance state, racism and what happens when gabbys dollhouse gets stolen
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 29d
literally nothing about trump. makes you think…
Trader Joe’s fearless flyer
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Sep 9
*writing a birthday note to my friend* i should mention the sex crimes
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Aug 26
hmmm that doesn’t sound right
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Aug 26
dupay actually talked them back into it
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Aug 26
my wife loves dubai chocolate. yeah the problem is i have dupay for it. folks
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Aug 23
democrats: the president putting the capital under martial law and using a secret police force to round people up is a distraction do NOT take the bait

democrats one week later: ok we have to say something about this cracker barrel situation
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Aug 17
one of these days this John is Goodman walk all over you
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Aug 15
weapons but when julia garner wakes up from her dream and looks up at the ceiling she sees this
John Madden bursting through the background
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Aug 13
free soup every day and i don’t even have to feed myself? gladys put the stick away, i’ll do whatever you want
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Aug 9
oh you think this is roku city, zohran? you see any big ferris wheels? giant robots? no this is new york city, the home of chase bank
Andrew Cuomo pointing
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Aug 8
*after getting my head punched clean off my neck in the first round* ah but now it’s round two
Andrew Cuomo tweet: In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @zohrankmamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Aug 5
George Harrison on the Simpsons saying “it’s been done”
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Jul 23
they say it’s the most beautiful 9 word sentence in the english language
IG screenshot with copy: John Stamos Hears Papa Roach For The First Time! ✨
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Jul 22
thank you for this
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Jul 18
jeff epstein? the enigma who loves his birthday?
James Downey on the Conan podcast
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Jul 18
clearly an influence, the man must have been a crane head
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Jul 17
apparently now the woke scolds say it's wrong to relish in the joy of keeping secrets with your pal, the world's biggest pedophile
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Jul 17
"seeing coldplay" is a pretty good euphemism for having an affair
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · Jul 15
i'm listening...