How is Sakis murdering Hold Me
now when it’s mimed anyway? #eurovision #Greece

Is Conchita, dressed in Tartan, about to announce at #EscLux that she’s repping the United Kingsom at #Eurovision? 🤷‍♂️

Well, that’s a first! #StormDarragh

Facebook’s efforts to stop fake accounts is going so well.
I’m three clicks away from a knighthood!

Things you might do when you’re desperately looking to get fired…
Option 34: Fall asleep in front of the boss
#LCFC #Ruud

Not sure what to make of this #LCFC lineup. If it works great, if not, Mavadidi in for Thomas and Ayew out wide to switch wingbacks for wingers in a 442… worried that Coady has no pace and Thomas is out of his depth at this level, but we will see… #BreLei #WelcomeRuud

In other news, tonight this household is #TeamLaVoix all the way… incredible talent, brilliant every time we’ve seen her live… Oh, and she’d better be announcing the UK #Eurovision points in Basel after she wins #DragRaceUK tonight!

It’s that time of year again when #ESC250 starts to trend and I start to feel older than the pyramids!
That said, the number of entries from this millennium has doubled in 2024 😂
#Eurovision

me: I hope the mics aren’t live

Also me: say something about Trump, say something about Trump!

#Montesong

Never do origami while waiting for your glue gunner dress to cool before hosting a live tv show!
#Eurovision #Montesong #RuPaulHacks

It’s the year 2147. @surieofficial.bsky.social’s #eurovision staging is still being wheeled out… #Montesong

I had heard prawn cocktails were making a comeback. #eurovision #montesong

How did they get Pink to compete? #eurovision #montesong