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I'm a serious pancake maven.
To be fair this was when the Ai program we were using was fairly new. Kinda of a long time ago. (back in September) not like the smooth sytems running today.
December 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
To be fair this was when the Ai program we were using was fairly new. Kinda of a long time ago. (back in September) not like the smooth sytems running today.
There is a lot of cool Ai recipes out there for home brewing your own cold medicine. Some of them are a little too good though because one gave my dad liver damage.
December 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
There is a lot of cool Ai recipes out there for home brewing your own cold medicine. Some of them are a little too good though because one gave my dad liver damage.
The female genitals being illegal now is going to be a bombshell to a lot of the women that I know.
December 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The female genitals being illegal now is going to be a bombshell to a lot of the women that I know.
Ice agents don't jack off they just rape Mexican kids in camps.
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Ice agents don't jack off they just rape Mexican kids in camps.
Then tell the good guy news channels to do that. Instead of this bullshit you guys always do where you say the other side wouldn't stand for this in a reverse situation but we sure will.
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Then tell the good guy news channels to do that. Instead of this bullshit you guys always do where you say the other side wouldn't stand for this in a reverse situation but we sure will.
Any place in the world you can get to by plane you can easily get to by boat and it is a more nuanced and adult experience.
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Any place in the world you can get to by plane you can easily get to by boat and it is a more nuanced and adult experience.
We've all got some fantasy backdoors, brother.
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We've all got some fantasy backdoors, brother.
Tick tack what is that some kind of clock you can get for your mobile phone?
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Tick tack what is that some kind of clock you can get for your mobile phone?
I feel like I know this man to be a fraud and a profiteer of human grief. And I don't see him breaking into new unexplored territory of of grief exploitation. These are the same nerves he has been striking. And they should be dead nerves by now.
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I feel like I know this man to be a fraud and a profiteer of human grief. And I don't see him breaking into new unexplored territory of of grief exploitation. These are the same nerves he has been striking. And they should be dead nerves by now.
You can stop any of the robots china puts in your house by hitting them with a hammer or putting the smaller robots in the microwave for less than a minute.
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You can stop any of the robots china puts in your house by hitting them with a hammer or putting the smaller robots in the microwave for less than a minute.
I feel like your toes are stock toes. And you are trying to hold onto the earth. Onto the. Cust of the earth. As this planet travels through the great space pussy. But you are just like trying to be too crunchy. When you need to settle into the squish of the fiber.
December 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I feel like your toes are stock toes. And you are trying to hold onto the earth. Onto the. Cust of the earth. As this planet travels through the great space pussy. But you are just like trying to be too crunchy. When you need to settle into the squish of the fiber.
One fun thing to imagine about people with money is they are all going to get diseases of affluence. Just like some illnesses from smoking too many of the world's greatest cigars. Or eating too many roast duck livers. And one day the doctor will say sorry... You have lived poorly and will die.
December 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
One fun thing to imagine about people with money is they are all going to get diseases of affluence. Just like some illnesses from smoking too many of the world's greatest cigars. Or eating too many roast duck livers. And one day the doctor will say sorry... You have lived poorly and will die.
Nothing can effect you politically. But some stuff can effect you politically and ruin your life. But that's just like the outlier and the majority of what can happen.
December 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Nothing can effect you politically. But some stuff can effect you politically and ruin your life. But that's just like the outlier and the majority of what can happen.
All joking aside the camera does do that. That is why you need to break anyone's phone immediately if they take your picture. So the soul has a little crack to escape out of.
December 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
All joking aside the camera does do that. That is why you need to break anyone's phone immediately if they take your picture. So the soul has a little crack to escape out of.
Bro I don't know if they even made that many songs.
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Bro I don't know if they even made that many songs.
Just to watch him buy.
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just to watch him buy.
Honesty making us celebrate your birthday after you are over the age ~250 is a bit much.
December 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Honesty making us celebrate your birthday after you are over the age ~250 is a bit much.
One time I got a gift and they also gave me a gift receipt. Use that zany story on your show.
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
One time I got a gift and they also gave me a gift receipt. Use that zany story on your show.
This is comedy. Correct?? If this is not comedy there is a hard limit in the thickness of sizzle timber, what we call it in the ninja biz, that you can impress your wife with. As the saying goes with women they prefer, "a thin brittle blank to a mighty oak.".
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is comedy. Correct?? If this is not comedy there is a hard limit in the thickness of sizzle timber, what we call it in the ninja biz, that you can impress your wife with. As the saying goes with women they prefer, "a thin brittle blank to a mighty oak.".
If I don't speed how am I going to get the kids to school on time after we hit the liquor store in the morning?
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If I don't speed how am I going to get the kids to school on time after we hit the liquor store in the morning?
My whole life is sauce retention, big dawg.
December 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
My whole life is sauce retention, big dawg.
That is the only way to watch the Blair witch project.
December 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
That is the only way to watch the Blair witch project.
This is why we should have stopped them when they got rid of super size fries and extra large sodas.
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This is why we should have stopped them when they got rid of super size fries and extra large sodas.
I think if you are going to do dui's you should just have to move to Florida where there is a two drink minimum to drive a car.
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I think if you are going to do dui's you should just have to move to Florida where there is a two drink minimum to drive a car.