Ben Them
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“You’re only allowed to have one fear” - my mom
We can obviously connect this to Spider-Gwen’s Peter Parking turning into The Lizard and the trans read on all of this is delightful to me
December 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
We can obviously connect this to Spider-Gwen’s Peter Parking turning into The Lizard and the trans read on all of this is delightful to me
Thinking about the Leopard Man (and now I’m worried all of this paints me as a furry, I’m not “not that there’s anything wrong with that”) but I also LOVED this episode of “The Batman” where these bullied college students used Kirk Langstrom’s serum to become animal hybrids to get revenge
December 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Thinking about the Leopard Man (and now I’m worried all of this paints me as a furry, I’m not “not that there’s anything wrong with that”) but I also LOVED this episode of “The Batman” where these bullied college students used Kirk Langstrom’s serum to become animal hybrids to get revenge
I think there’s something I glommed onto as a kid reading this and also “Gulliver’s Travels” where both characters develop this attribute after their ordeals where they prefer being around animals to people, even non-intelligent animals. Like their ordeal was so harrowing, but home isn’t the same
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I think there’s something I glommed onto as a kid reading this and also “Gulliver’s Travels” where both characters develop this attribute after their ordeals where they prefer being around animals to people, even non-intelligent animals. Like their ordeal was so harrowing, but home isn’t the same
Gustave Doré - Dante's Inferno
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Gustave Doré - Dante's Inferno
Learning the Kurosawa adapted Macbeth, and his sigil is a centipede, and it’s called THRONE OF BLOOD? delightful
May 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Learning the Kurosawa adapted Macbeth, and his sigil is a centipede, and it’s called THRONE OF BLOOD? delightful
I really want to do a version of Macbeth one day. There’s an occult quality to the murder story that really teeters it from a story of ambition and witches interfering.
May 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I really want to do a version of Macbeth one day. There’s an occult quality to the murder story that really teeters it from a story of ambition and witches interfering.
COMMUNION genuinely feels like a waking dream that makes no sense except when you’re watching in during a lazy afternoon.
May 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
COMMUNION genuinely feels like a waking dream that makes no sense except when you’re watching in during a lazy afternoon.
My wife just found this ring in an old purse from university
The power to control rats - “Grumsbad”
The power to control rats - “Grumsbad”
May 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My wife just found this ring in an old purse from university
The power to control rats - “Grumsbad”
The power to control rats - “Grumsbad”
I’m okay with more mosasaur content. Used to be the only mosasaur was in that quicktime game
May 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I’m okay with more mosasaur content. Used to be the only mosasaur was in that quicktime game
This dude’s wail scared the shit out of me as a kid…
May 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This dude’s wail scared the shit out of me as a kid…
“You moved the headstones but you didn’t move the bodies!!!”
May 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
“You moved the headstones but you didn’t move the bodies!!!”
POLTERGEIST is such a perfect movie. That scene of the parents rolling a joint in the bed sticks in my mind forever. The horrors. They’ll be okay because they love each other.
May 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
POLTERGEIST is such a perfect movie. That scene of the parents rolling a joint in the bed sticks in my mind forever. The horrors. They’ll be okay because they love each other.
Ron invented Cold Harbor
May 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Ron invented Cold Harbor
Oh you can buy encyclopedias on CD. And why does “Database Integration” look like something from SEVERANCE. Database guru Ron Eagan
May 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Oh you can buy encyclopedias on CD. And why does “Database Integration” look like something from SEVERANCE. Database guru Ron Eagan
“Here is a picture of our shop.”
May 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
“Here is a picture of our shop.”
The about page? I think these are placeholders. “Here is where we get a chance to tell you about ourselves.” “This is where you can learn about our company and its history.” “Many customers like to know about the company…”
May 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The about page? I think these are placeholders. “Here is where we get a chance to tell you about ourselves.” “This is where you can learn about our company and its history.” “Many customers like to know about the company…”
On a whim, I googled pope.com assuming it would lead to either an official Vatican website or a fan site. It’s a business that sells blank CDs?
May 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
On a whim, I googled pope.com assuming it would lead to either an official Vatican website or a fan site. It’s a business that sells blank CDs?
Psychic powers - “The Mindblade”
Look how it sparkles
Look how it sparkles
May 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Psychic powers - “The Mindblade”
Look how it sparkles
Look how it sparkles
Remembering they’re just freaks in PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS
May 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Remembering they’re just freaks in PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS
Scooby Doo & The Alien Invaders ship, but I’m thinking more about the old man’s paintings. Trying to find quality stills, this suffices for my Thursday anxiety though
May 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Scooby Doo & The Alien Invaders ship, but I’m thinking more about the old man’s paintings. Trying to find quality stills, this suffices for my Thursday anxiety though
Remembering this movie by reflecting on the awesome Burbank Mystic Museum pop-up but then also seeing the display later on facebook market. Hope the graboid found a happy family.
May 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Remembering this movie by reflecting on the awesome Burbank Mystic Museum pop-up but then also seeing the display later on facebook market. Hope the graboid found a happy family.
