Gary Thomas
bentwood.bsky.social
Gary Thomas
@bentwood.bsky.social
Golf historian-club builder-house flipper
Record collector TV, sports & movie fan
US Army Colonels staff (C.I.D.)
Pinned
I asked my wife for a grilled cheese sandwich, when she gave it to me I said, 'honey, it's burnt on one side'. Then she said,
I didn't have time to burn both sides.
One of the things that really bothers me is, that after I die, all of the hundreds of thousands of Bears games I'm gonna miss.....
January 11, 2026 at 10:38 AM
One of the NFL refs has been around for thirty years. Just think of all the stuff he has seen, and all the calls he has missed. Like a few in this game!
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I'm tired of hearing announcers using the word 'physicality' during a football game, while I'm sitting on my ass watching said game....
December 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ok, my three year old granddaughter knows how to remove the dvd from one recorder, take it upstairs and put it into the player in the bedroom and watch it. (The Muppets)
December 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I'm glad radio stations play two songs by each band. It's the only way I can tell that it's Tuesday.
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Years ago (decades), son liked Star Wars characters. So I would build sets from the movies.
December 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
From the seventies. Visiting Roses record store in Chicago, I came out to see a Chicago cop giving my dodge challenger a ticket....good times!
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sometimes I get too excited, when I start yelling to my wife, I got a Yahtzee!
I don't think she sees it as such a big deal....
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Spent two hours taking care of cars in the garage. Adding oil, wiper fluid, checking batteries and tires. I was freezing. Then I remembered I built a sauna in the basement. Freezing problem solved
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I like eating tortilla chips, but I don't like the ones that are obtuse...
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
When I was in the Army in the early 70s they still had b&w film for cameras
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I decided to make it look even more delicious .
It's still a sponge.....
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I sent this to a couple of friends and told them my wife made this....
And I said, it was delicious....
It's a sponge....
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
In the 80s, I got to introduce one of my fav movies on Fox 39 in Chicago .
The movie was network (1976) where a news anchor is fed up with what's happening & urges people to yell
'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore'. He's told, there's no democracy, only DuPont & AT&T....
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Tell me if you don't think this is really immature

I'm in my tree house when my wife comes up and just takes away my juice box....
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
From now on I'm having all my bills wrapped. That not to OCD is it....
October 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just saw the 1st episode of the Lone Ranger (1949) where a gang shot the lawyer (courts) then an editor (media) and then went after the sheriff. Then he was going to install his men and take over the town. Sounds familiar right....
October 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Reposted by Gary Thomas
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October 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Found a couple of the original ICE agents....they are so cold hearted....
October 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This may be old, but has anyone tried the standing broom challenge or whatever it is.....
October 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I HAVE NO IDEA

What a hashtag is,

Or how to make one

How to print words over a picture

But I can build a house with a sauna and a putting green and a bar inside
September 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Some extreme landscaping, 400 pounds of top soil, 1 1/2 bags of seed & 10-10-10 fertilizer. 2 hours, I'm beat....
September 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'm just an unfrozen cave man. But people were a lot smarter ten thousand years ago than they are now....
September 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I HAVE NEVER.......

Used an emoji...

Asked Siri for anything....

Listened to a podcast....

Cheated at golf....

Ordered a pizza I didn't like....
September 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Wife did not appreciate the anniversary gift made from PVC rings and a plastic diamond.....
September 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM