Apple, if you're watching, I like my 13mini and want you to make a new phone that fits in pockets.

Errr NBC, it’s pronounced Bru-sketter.

If only #CapitalOne would send me an exclusive offer for the credit card I actually want, rather than one worse than I’ve already got.

@samjdean.bsky.social enjoyed your report on the rampaging Arsenal, but “pre-planned”? How I did not like that superfluousness.

Am I far enough over for you?

I’ve had a cute single shot mokka pot for ten years, can’t use it on our hob because the burners are way too big. Consoled myself that one day we’ll get induction, then realised today it’s aluminium.

@notcanes.bsky.social I might buy a Rantanen jersey (my first ever!) if he signs a new contract. Otherwise lots of money for a few months.

Anybody getting Kristallnacht vibes regarding Chicago?

Introducing Finn, The Big Green Dog, Stage 5 Cancer Sufferer and Prisoner of The Furniture Legs.

I call this meeting to order

This is a picture of the settling snow in NC, only the kitten Toulouse got in the way.

Snapped from the excellent aerial coverage by KTLA today

Lest we forget 124 have died in Tibet, there’s more than wildfires to be sad about.