Benzo Jones
@benzojones.bsky.social
Photos, Film, Dodgers, Knights and Warriors.... oh my. Patriots are in Ben Probation. Vegas, and other useless things. You found me.... now run!
When I saw that "Dead Whale" was trending, I was ready to crack the Opus 1.
Sadly - wrong whale.
Sadly - wrong whale.
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
When I saw that "Dead Whale" was trending, I was ready to crack the Opus 1.
Sadly - wrong whale.
Sadly - wrong whale.
Kind of glad #McDonalds waited until Monopoly was over to turn into Satan's love child. Honestly, they do good stuff, but sometimes you gotta draw the line.
Also - Filet-O-Fish is a weird culinary thing. It's like the green jello Fruitcake of sandwiches.
Also - Filet-O-Fish is a weird culinary thing. It's like the green jello Fruitcake of sandwiches.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Kind of glad #McDonalds waited until Monopoly was over to turn into Satan's love child. Honestly, they do good stuff, but sometimes you gotta draw the line.
Also - Filet-O-Fish is a weird culinary thing. It's like the green jello Fruitcake of sandwiches.
Also - Filet-O-Fish is a weird culinary thing. It's like the green jello Fruitcake of sandwiches.
The orange taco tit is trying to Sports wash his stench. It's sad that most sportscasters are politically unaware of the damage. But also... McAfee knows his audience.
Trump to Pat McAfee: "I'm only joining you because I hear you say such nice things about me. When people say nice about me, I join. When they don't say nice about me, I take a pass."
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The orange taco tit is trying to Sports wash his stench. It's sad that most sportscasters are politically unaware of the damage. But also... McAfee knows his audience.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sha Na Na law. Bowser will be in charge of all Law Enforcement.
(This one is seriously date stamped)
(This one is seriously date stamped)
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sha Na Na law. Bowser will be in charge of all Law Enforcement.
(This one is seriously date stamped)
(This one is seriously date stamped)
Vegas Morning Fuzzies
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Vegas Morning Fuzzies
Disney probably made all the money they lost from the "Kimmel debacle" back and more by getting people to spend the extra $10 to upgrade their Hulu accounts so #NFL junkies (me included) could watch a terrible Dallas team get beaten by a guy who shapes his fingers like a "W" and then eats them.
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Disney probably made all the money they lost from the "Kimmel debacle" back and more by getting people to spend the extra $10 to upgrade their Hulu accounts so #NFL junkies (me included) could watch a terrible Dallas team get beaten by a guy who shapes his fingers like a "W" and then eats them.
Only because Tommy ate the other ones.
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Only because Tommy ate the other ones.
If I told you this was shot less than 15 miles from the Las Vegas Strip... would you believe me?
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If I told you this was shot less than 15 miles from the Las Vegas Strip... would you believe me?
Apparently, the price of Melatonin has gone up so much that Manny and Floyd decided they need to provide a solution.
Manny Pacquiao has hinted at a possible rematch with Floyd Mayweather Jr. He has mentioned ongoing negotiations during a news conference.
Manny Pacquiao hints at possible rematch with Floyd Mayweather
Manny Pacquiao has hinted at a possible rematch with Floyd Mayweather Jr. He has mentioned ongoing negotiations during a news conference.
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October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Apparently, the price of Melatonin has gone up so much that Manny and Floyd decided they need to provide a solution.
True Fact -- I've lost the People Magazine "Sexiest Man Alive" award as many times as I've lost the Nobel Peace Prize... so technically, both are fixed.
October 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
True Fact -- I've lost the People Magazine "Sexiest Man Alive" award as many times as I've lost the Nobel Peace Prize... so technically, both are fixed.
I firmly believe that what happened to Philly Sports yesterday was the Universe overcorrecting for two years of the "Tush Push".
October 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I firmly believe that what happened to Philly Sports yesterday was the Universe overcorrecting for two years of the "Tush Push".
Notice how he doesn't include Newsom in the Collage? I think he might be ascared of the @cagovernornewsom.bsky.social
I don’t want to hear another word from the right whining about dangerous, incendiary, violence-inciting language from the left. Once again, here’s their dear leader, the most divisive person on the planet.👇
October 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Notice how he doesn't include Newsom in the Collage? I think he might be ascared of the @cagovernornewsom.bsky.social
I actually kinda feel sorry for the White House aide that has to explain that "Bad Bunny" isn't the Playboy model that turned down his $10k for Lil Donny happy time.
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I actually kinda feel sorry for the White House aide that has to explain that "Bad Bunny" isn't the Playboy model that turned down his $10k for Lil Donny happy time.
We're gonna get Yates aren't we. By the way guys this Dodgers game is not meaningless. It can determine home field advantage for the World Series
September 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
We're gonna get Yates aren't we. By the way guys this Dodgers game is not meaningless. It can determine home field advantage for the World Series
Treinen just looks lost. Ball ain't moving like it used to and his head isn't in the game.
September 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Treinen just looks lost. Ball ain't moving like it used to and his head isn't in the game.
I had to use the bathroom at a 7-Eleven yesterday, and they had a bidet.
You have to find hope for America in the little things.
You have to find hope for America in the little things.
September 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I had to use the bathroom at a 7-Eleven yesterday, and they had a bidet.
You have to find hope for America in the little things.
You have to find hope for America in the little things.
Perhaps some of the postseason bullpen became clearerer -- great Dodgers win.
September 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Perhaps some of the postseason bullpen became clearerer -- great Dodgers win.
Maybe Treinan's mourning period is over.
September 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Maybe Treinan's mourning period is over.
The @Dodgers serial killers are back.
September 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The @Dodgers serial killers are back.
If Kimmel doesn't open his new show by welcoming his new sponsor, Tylenol, I will be highly disappointed.
September 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If Kimmel doesn't open his new show by welcoming his new sponsor, Tylenol, I will be highly disappointed.
What is the point in having F you money if you don't use the F you money? Disney finally used the F you money.
September 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What is the point in having F you money if you don't use the F you money? Disney finally used the F you money.