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It’s amazing how much more enjoyable NBA basketball is to watch when guys like SGA and Jalen Brunson aren’t on the court.
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It’s amazing how much more enjoyable NBA basketball is to watch when guys like SGA and Jalen Brunson aren’t on the court.
When the little girl in front of me in church sniffs markers, it’s “adorable,” but when I sniff markers at works, it’s “a problem.”
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
When the little girl in front of me in church sniffs markers, it’s “adorable,” but when I sniff markers at works, it’s “a problem.”
At the dealership getting my oil changed, alignment, couple other things. The people here are dress as Wizard of Oz characters, and one brought a dog who is wearing a lion mane. And he brought me the ball to play fetch. This is waaaay better than being at work!
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
At the dealership getting my oil changed, alignment, couple other things. The people here are dress as Wizard of Oz characters, and one brought a dog who is wearing a lion mane. And he brought me the ball to play fetch. This is waaaay better than being at work!
This TI cover is weird.
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Rubber Band Man by Mumford & Sons & Hozier on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:40
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October 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This TI cover is weird.
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D’Angelo, the neo-soul trailblazer and modern visionary whose three albums were all heralded as classic works of art, has died at age 51.
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Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
October 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Wether’s Originals by the register at Cracker Barrel? Who ever would’ve guessed?
October 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Wether’s Originals by the register at Cracker Barrel? Who ever would’ve guessed?
Happy Harvest Moon! music.apple.com/us/album/har...
Harvest Moon by Neil Young on Apple Music
Song · 1992 · Duration 5:03
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October 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Happy Harvest Moon! music.apple.com/us/album/har...
The mailman told me the people in my neighborhood are “pretty cool,” which I’m choosing to interpret as a very specific compliment for me.
October 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The mailman told me the people in my neighborhood are “pretty cool,” which I’m choosing to interpret as a very specific compliment for me.
Friendly reminder to everyone else who has to start the week with a bad meeting: the later you arrive, the less time you have to spend in it.
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Friendly reminder to everyone else who has to start the week with a bad meeting: the later you arrive, the less time you have to spend in it.
The gif I sent my coworkers after one of them microwaved fish.
a man in a suit and tie standing in a room
ALT: a man in a suit and tie standing in a room
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September 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The gif I sent my coworkers after one of them microwaved fish.
Made a Butthole Surfers reference. Two of my coworkers got it! What a day!
September 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Made a Butthole Surfers reference. Two of my coworkers got it! What a day!
Being a grownup is chopping up your pineapples before work rather than using sharp knives after work on a Friday, ergo after beers.
August 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Being a grownup is chopping up your pineapples before work rather than using sharp knives after work on a Friday, ergo after beers.
Is ending an email to a client with “Dealer’s choice!” unprofessional?
August 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Is ending an email to a client with “Dealer’s choice!” unprofessional?
Had an “interview” for an internal position today, and the only question asked to determine my qualifications was, “What’s your favorite NBA team?” I think I have a shot at landing this job!
August 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Had an “interview” for an internal position today, and the only question asked to determine my qualifications was, “What’s your favorite NBA team?” I think I have a shot at landing this job!
The cleaning lady here at work just asked if I spoke Spanish because I look Colombian. Pretty sure I didn’t get that much of a tan at my parents’ pool last weekend.
August 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The cleaning lady here at work just asked if I spoke Spanish because I look Colombian. Pretty sure I didn’t get that much of a tan at my parents’ pool last weekend.
Started a 43 minute album 44 minutes before a meeting so I have no choice but to ignore my coworkers when they try to talk to me because I’m not skipping any songs. #TomBergStyle
July 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Started a 43 minute album 44 minutes before a meeting so I have no choice but to ignore my coworkers when they try to talk to me because I’m not skipping any songs. #TomBergStyle
What an interesting surname.
July 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
What an interesting surname.
Staying with dog and sister at my parents’ house this weekend. Went by where an IndyCar driver lives on my run, but he’s probably already gone for the race the weekend, and worse the dog wasn’t even out, so what was the point on this miserable morning?
July 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Staying with dog and sister at my parents’ house this weekend. Went by where an IndyCar driver lives on my run, but he’s probably already gone for the race the weekend, and worse the dog wasn’t even out, so what was the point on this miserable morning?
“I should get back to the lab and do some science,” he said before going to the lab but talking breweries for 20 minutes.
July 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“I should get back to the lab and do some science,” he said before going to the lab but talking breweries for 20 minutes.
Order 8 bags of mulch from Lowe’s? $39 delivery fee, basically the same total as the mulch itself. Order 7 bags of mulch? $9.99 delivery fee. #catholicschoolkidsknowloopholes
July 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Order 8 bags of mulch from Lowe’s? $39 delivery fee, basically the same total as the mulch itself. Order 7 bags of mulch? $9.99 delivery fee. #catholicschoolkidsknowloopholes