Berlin Blade
@berlinblade.bsky.social
Champagne Socialist / Ketamine Communist
Final nail in the coffin for Twitter
November 26, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Final nail in the coffin for Twitter
Was waiting at the bus stop with a woman. I farted. She walked off.
November 26, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Was waiting at the bus stop with a woman. I farted. She walked off.
Friends fear he’s back on the weekly dominos
November 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Friends fear he’s back on the weekly dominos
So we just had a premier league game without var and the world didn’t explode? We are still told constantly that it’s impossible to get rid of it but they never actually say why.
November 24, 2024 at 7:10 PM
So we just had a premier league game without var and the world didn’t explode? We are still told constantly that it’s impossible to get rid of it but they never actually say why.
Anel ahmedhodzic:
November 23, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Anel ahmedhodzic:
Having a poo, not going well
November 23, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Having a poo, not going well
I am just a guy that had sex a lot last night and most of today and wants you to know about it without directly saying it
November 21, 2024 at 2:51 PM
I am just a guy that had sex a lot last night and most of today and wants you to know about it without directly saying it
McDonald’s double cheeseburger. It’s just unrivalled
November 20, 2024 at 4:03 PM
McDonald’s double cheeseburger. It’s just unrivalled
Michael Brown
Peter Ndlovu
Mark Duffy
Jack O’Connell
Peter Ndlovu
Mark Duffy
Jack O’Connell
Introduce yourself with four footballers
November 19, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Michael Brown
Peter Ndlovu
Mark Duffy
Jack O’Connell
Peter Ndlovu
Mark Duffy
Jack O’Connell
I just had a dream that I was sneaking around a supermarket trying to shove a toilet brush up my arse and the staff were following me, trying to prevent me from doing so
November 19, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I just had a dream that I was sneaking around a supermarket trying to shove a toilet brush up my arse and the staff were following me, trying to prevent me from doing so
November 18, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Just watched the Tyson fight back. Just sad, boring waste of time. If I wanted to watch someone beat a pensioner up I would just watch the cctv footage from the nursing home we sent grandma to
November 17, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Just watched the Tyson fight back. Just sad, boring waste of time. If I wanted to watch someone beat a pensioner up I would just watch the cctv footage from the nursing home we sent grandma to
I’m going to masturbate in the next few minutes. Which is very normal, for a man of my age.
November 16, 2024 at 10:06 PM
I’m going to masturbate in the next few minutes. Which is very normal, for a man of my age.
My brain is hangin upside down
November 15, 2024 at 8:46 AM
My brain is hangin upside down
Let’s have a poo together
November 14, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Let’s have a poo together