Pete Bernardin
@bernardinpete.bsky.social
Low-level woke mobster, they gave me a nerf tommygun.
he/him
he/him
And of course he lands on the same shitty language from copaganda editorials going back to the '80s at least
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
And of course he lands on the same shitty language from copaganda editorials going back to the '80s at least
Also feels a bit like "this is more of a Clarence and Sam thing, why does it have to be me first"
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Also feels a bit like "this is more of a Clarence and Sam thing, why does it have to be me first"
US Senators and Fox News hosts agree they have no use for airports in the tiny hamlets of Washington DC and New York City.
February 3, 2026 at 2:36 AM
US Senators and Fox News hosts agree they have no use for airports in the tiny hamlets of Washington DC and New York City.
Very gentlemanly ending, like ok we've done it up and that'll do.
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Very gentlemanly ending, like ok we've done it up and that'll do.
Unironically doing the Cornelius Hawthorne bit, finding obscure racisms within the European tribes. Just needs an ivory toupee
January 30, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Unironically doing the Cornelius Hawthorne bit, finding obscure racisms within the European tribes. Just needs an ivory toupee
Breaking news about that congresswoman I never think about, you say? It's just like I always imagined she would do.
January 28, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Breaking news about that congresswoman I never think about, you say? It's just like I always imagined she would do.
I'm just an unfrozen caveman, not some fancy understander of the document I swore an oath to
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I'm just an unfrozen caveman, not some fancy understander of the document I swore an oath to
And what if your family don't like bread...unless it comes with olive oil.
January 28, 2026 at 3:27 AM
And what if your family don't like bread...unless it comes with olive oil.
New copaganda just dropped: he was no penny-whistle player, and his sidewalk behavior wasn't frolicsome at all
January 28, 2026 at 3:19 AM
New copaganda just dropped: he was no penny-whistle player, and his sidewalk behavior wasn't frolicsome at all
Today we remember the Holocaust in such an abstract way that it's possible to believe that our team would simply never-
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Today we remember the Holocaust in such an abstract way that it's possible to believe that our team would simply never-
His face expressing a desperate need to believe in white supremacy to carry his ass
January 28, 2026 at 2:22 AM
His face expressing a desperate need to believe in white supremacy to carry his ass
I've spoken with the ghosts of discredited experts & presented where the center of caliper measurement data pointed in the 1820s. Now on to CBS News-
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I've spoken with the ghosts of discredited experts & presented where the center of caliper measurement data pointed in the 1820s. Now on to CBS News-
Ticket sales being described by insiders as "soft", ticket buyers as both "soft" and "fuzzy"
January 27, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Ticket sales being described by insiders as "soft", ticket buyers as both "soft" and "fuzzy"
Guys I instinctively wanted to dance on this murder victim's grave because I'm a good conservative. Then something happened though, hear me out-
January 27, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Guys I instinctively wanted to dance on this murder victim's grave because I'm a good conservative. Then something happened though, hear me out-
I presume they're asking Elon and/or Grok to do some kind of heroic intervention over there
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I presume they're asking Elon and/or Grok to do some kind of heroic intervention over there
I'm surprised they don't take more comfort in Tom Homan taking the field as a big burly white guy who speaks half-sentences.
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I'm surprised they don't take more comfort in Tom Homan taking the field as a big burly white guy who speaks half-sentences.
White House humbly proposes to focus its killings in government black sites to address the "seeing" problem.
January 26, 2026 at 11:10 PM
White House humbly proposes to focus its killings in government black sites to address the "seeing" problem.
The Statue of Liberty, famously turning its back on the golden door to look inland and admire the authorities.
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The Statue of Liberty, famously turning its back on the golden door to look inland and admire the authorities.
And I get this info about public crimes against federal officers by hearsay like any other visitor, because that's how the Vice-Presidenting works
January 26, 2026 at 12:13 AM
And I get this info about public crimes against federal officers by hearsay like any other visitor, because that's how the Vice-Presidenting works
Cranky stand-up comedy stuff. The only reason we don't have an Executive Order saying "what's the deal with airline food" is that he doesn't fly commercial.
January 21, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Cranky stand-up comedy stuff. The only reason we don't have an Executive Order saying "what's the deal with airline food" is that he doesn't fly commercial.
Took a while for the early hominid reply-guys to figure out how to carve "this is fine" and "why not both" memes into the cave walls
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Took a while for the early hominid reply-guys to figure out how to carve "this is fine" and "why not both" memes into the cave walls
Are they trying to horseshoe Jake Tapper's book into relevance somehow?
January 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Are they trying to horseshoe Jake Tapper's book into relevance somehow?
We the U.S. Congress will try to find the most colorful baubles we can to distract his eye, and we don't expect this to work at all.
Anyway this was a nice meeting, the finger sandwiches were good.
Anyway this was a nice meeting, the finger sandwiches were good.
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
We the U.S. Congress will try to find the most colorful baubles we can to distract his eye, and we don't expect this to work at all.
Anyway this was a nice meeting, the finger sandwiches were good.
Anyway this was a nice meeting, the finger sandwiches were good.
The View audiences presumably not interested in the mental gymnastics of "Mr. Trump, who I do not support but will deflect any criticism of-"
January 19, 2026 at 10:11 PM
The View audiences presumably not interested in the mental gymnastics of "Mr. Trump, who I do not support but will deflect any criticism of-"
The most whitely accepted definition I guess
January 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The most whitely accepted definition I guess