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Monty
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On the Left...No! Not Labour!... I said I'm on the Left.
The complications of being a gullible, Right-Wing, twunt!

1. Obama - Back of the queue = How dare anyone interfere with British politics.

2. Elon - Going to donate millions to interfere in British politics = Free Speech hero.

3. Elon - Get rid of Farage = Um, er, ooo, ah....
January 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Short speeches from other right-wing idiots are available at an incredible cost to humankind.

NB. The Donald Trump model comes with a choice of colours, orange or fake gold.
January 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It is unfair and damaging to talk about people like Rees-Mogg and Catholicism in this way.
January 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
But, but, but, Labour members went to America and stuffed envelopes for Kamala so all's square then?
bylinetimes.com/2024/11/04/r...
Revealed: Trump Campaigns Received $45m from Tufton Street Donors
A transatlantic “web of dark money” ties UK think tank donors to Donald Trump and US Republicans
bylinetimes.com
January 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
It looks like Lissack got his ass handed to him on a plate.

Aw, bless him.
January 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Cnut at a hunt.
December 27, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Queued in the car waiting to leave Morrisons car park and there are loads of people behind me honking their horns.

Absolutely futile, it's not as if it's going to make me write this tweet any faster.
December 24, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Donald Shitler is like a spoilt child.
December 23, 2024 at 9:45 PM
He hasn't even made it to his inauguration and he's already throwing punches at the people around him.

Such an insecure little snowflake.

TRANSLATE

"Don't forget Elon you're just an immigrant!"
December 23, 2024 at 7:52 AM
Things you're not surprised a middle-aged, white, South African might say.
December 20, 2024 at 1:01 PM
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim... what triggered it?

Andrew Tate himself boasted about not paying his taxes.

You gotta love The Matrix from time to time.
Andrew and Tristan Tate forced to pay more than £2m over ‘serial tax evasion’
The social media influencer and his brother have been ordered to pay more than £2m after being accused of ‘brazen’ tax evasion
www.independent.co.uk
December 18, 2024 at 12:03 PM
If everyone in Clacton threw a coffee would any hit Nigel Farage?
New Christmas lights just went up in Clacton.

(Farage is still the MP who makes most money from second jobs. By a long way.)
December 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
December 17, 2024 at 12:16 AM
A statement released on behalf of Prince Andrew makes clear that Prince Andrew and Sarah Furgeson have made their own arrangements for Christmas Lunch this year.
December 16, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I suppose it'd be good from a diversity point of view.

I do not think Mt. Rushmore currently has an image of a felon rapist carved into it.
December 14, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Quelle Surprise.

Laura Chocolate Tea Pot 'Journalist' Kuenssberg questions government policy with a critical bent.

If she's not careful she might slip up and deliver something that resembles actual journalism.

P.s fcuk Starmer and his Labour.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Laura Kuenssberg: Labour's illegal immigration plan is clear - but is it effective?
The PM and his colleagues agree the illegal people smuggling trade in Britain must end - but there's huge disagreement over what should be done.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 14, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Is there anything more off-putting than Nigel Farage's cum face?
December 13, 2024 at 7:15 PM
The thing that'll return a Con gov is the incompetence shown by Starmer's Lab thus far.

Concern yourself with your diluted Conservatism and own it.

You wanted shot of the 'cranks' and their supporters.

You got what u wanted.

Don't pi$$ your panties over those you drove away.
December 13, 2024 at 1:51 PM
As much as I despise Ŕèfòŕm, this POS joining them is a bigger score than is first clear.

Montgomerie (please god let him be of no relation) has a media platform and is frequently seen on political shows/news.

Andrea Jenkyns may have come with more fanfare but Mongomerie is of more value to them
December 4, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Sad news.
December 2, 2024 at 6:06 AM
What a shame.
November 30, 2024 at 1:27 PM
BORIS WAS RIGHT!

Bloody EU.
😊
November 30, 2024 at 9:55 AM
1. It comes from Benny Johnson so is bound to be bollocks.

2. A new woman of colour for Piers to have an unhealthy, rabid, obsession over.
November 29, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Elonia putting himself above/before @realDonaldTrump.

I think this relationship will be shorter Elonia thinks.
November 28, 2024 at 9:22 PM