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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 4h

"I've come down the runway by mistake"

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 4h

Not *quite* worth the flight.

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 4h

Yikes! There's a black hole in someone's calculations

Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 4h

They say physics is the new rock and roll. As if to prove it, the O2 is charging between £70 and £270 for tickets to see Professor Brian Cox next year.

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 6h

One of these things is not like the other...

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 12h

Judging by some sausages and burgers, homeopathic quantities of meat. Also, do they not think the producers of plant-based alternative ingredients are also farmers?

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 14h

It did, thanks. It's basically a small hot water bottle

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 15h

Speak English or go home! But not too well!

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 15h

Just heated it and all I can smell is cereal, like wheat or oats. YMMV etc. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 16h

Yes, I can't smell it when cold, though. I'll report back. The inner pack is removable, so you could put others in.

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 16h

It did not disappoint

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 1d

"I wonder if this is how the narwhal feels as its tusk erupts through its lip?" I wonder, as i bite the same spot inside my mouth for the fifth time in a day.

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Jens von Bergmann @jensvb.bsky.social · 5d

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 1d

Shark fact:

Most "great" white sharks are actually mediocre. They're just extremely confident.

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 1d

It's quite clear that there's no exceptions this year. Seems short sighted

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 1d

No under the counter something for the weekend this year, then

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wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 1d

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

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Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 1d

I meant HEAT pad, of course. Though I suppose you could put it on your head.

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 1d

Here you go. It's worth scrolling through the pictures for a laugh!
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Microwavable Heating Pad with Washable Cover, 17CM * 9CM Microwave Moist Heat Pad Neck Shoulder, Cramps, Back Pain Relief Warm Compress Rice Bean Bag Hot Pack for Muscles, Joints, Lavender, Black Cat ...

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 1d

Please appreciate this microwaveable head pad I've ordered

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Kevin Jon Davies @kjd42.bsky.social · 1d

#OTD 45 years ago (7 Oct 1980) according to my diary, I drew these images for the Hitchhiker's Guide BBC TV series. Douglas Adams as both the ad exec and as Paula, the worst poet in the universe. I was 19 years old and having fun.

Mindless Jerks artwork for Hitchhiker's Guide TV series drawn by KJD (c) Pearce Studios Ltd. 1980.

Paula NM Jennings (Worst Poet) artwork for Hitchhiker's Guide TV series drawn by KJD (c) Pearce Studios Ltd. 1980.

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 1d

Yikes. That one's a danger and no mistake 😬

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Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 2d

Weird. Worked for me earlier. Maybe I've triggered something...

Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 2d

Gibson Guitars?

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