I've tried googling this, all I'm getting is the watchmen movie, am I missing something, am I an idiot

I think you're right, and I really hope you're wrong, and you're probably right, and the whole thing makes me mad

How would you pronounce that

an American tale, with the mice in it

Yes, then I'd tip the nuts out. I win

I would do it, and as long as I retain all the life memories I have now, my identity should be fine

With some people, there is no winning, they are true believers and will never concede, like creationists and such.

If we're betting money, there will be motivation for both sides to deny that the other has won. That's my top of the head two cents. I guess you'd have to have a third neutral party?

Elliott Smith - Angeles. Very mournful, melancholy, maudlin, morose and mud

I feel like this would have been a hot take before Disney got a hold of Star wars but now it's more a warm take

It's almost as if humor is subjective and people just generally don't find shit from the other side of their personal political divide funny.